Epic fail

I planted 40 tomato seeds 3 weeks ago and none have sprouted yet. Tomatoes make me happy. How long until they're illegal?

You need a decent temperature to get them to start up. Im using a (basic) heated propagator this year for the first time. Tomato seedlings came up in about 4 days! Chillies came up shortly after.

Ive wasted so much effort over the years with stuff "dampening" off, due to inconsistent temperatures. I wish I had a bigger prop so I could get the plants bigger and do squash plants too, which need more space and are even more prone to the dampening off.

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FztLlXM_k98#

Daily Fail photo of "the crowds" @ Thatcher's funeral with unfinished Shard in the background.

what's happened there? is it another event... or they didnt like the sky so photochopped it in?

Been discussed in the Thatcher thread. The pic is genuine, that's not the Shard.

so is the fail posting something in here as a fail that is not?

if so

https://www.lfgss.com/post3542906-16977.html

doh!

It's on the internet it must be true!

Couple who won £45 million on the Euromillions lottery planning to build a £5 million eco-house;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-22212526

With a 10 car garage.

Couple who won £45 million on the Euromillions lottery planning to build a £5 million eco-house;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-22212526

With a 10 car garage.

Might not be for 10 cars though, itmight be for when it's cold and they want to do a turbo session and think it would be nice to invite their mates round... ok probably not but I think the real fail is his fucking beard.

What's wrong with having 10 cars? Doesn't mean they'll be driving all 10 at one time? Some people have 8 or 9 bikes and talk about saving the environment despite using oil based products. Are they a fail?

Then again. His 'beard' >>>>>>

What's wrong with having 10 anything?

10 Balls.

Cause irregular cadence.

5 each side. It would actually help to have 10 balls.

What's wrong with having 10 cars? Doesn't mean they'll be driving all 10 at one time? Some people have 8 or 9 bikes and talk about saving the environment despite using oil based products. Are they a fail?

In a way it's a fail because you can't just leave a car alone for several weeks not running it in, in order to keep the cars in good condition, you need to run it in.

Just turn them all on once or twice a week and open up the door, don't want the fumes making the garage smell.

Might not be for 10 cars though

Yep, it's clearly going to be a giant RPG room or a sex dungeon.

It's a 10-car garage concealed by a waterfall, because humidity is so good for cars and running an artificial waterfall is such a good use of energy...

What's wrong with an artificial waterfall? Doesn't mean they'll be wasting all that water? Some people have 3 or 4 bathrooms and talk about saving the environment despite using water in every one of them. Are they a fail?

Well unless they have a small river running through the house, how do you think the waterfall works?

They must employ someone with severe urinary incontinence.

Well unless they have a small river running through the house, how do you think the waterfall works?

Probably coal powered. 100% natural. Mother earth's perfect energy source.

"The architects say they are hoping the house will push the boundaries of environmental and architectural design."
Even if you have to tear down an existing mansion to do it.
The inherent waste of the modern back-to-landers is epic.

More money than sense. I hate the idea that people can win that amount of cash and fail to see the opportunity to do something really beautiful or altruistic or interesting with it.

What's wrong with having 10 cars? Doesn't mean they'll be driving all 10 at one time? Some people have 8 or 9 bikes and talk about saving the environment despite using oil based products. Are they a fail?

What's wrong with an artificial waterfall? Doesn't mean they'll be wasting all that water? Some people have 3 or 4 bathrooms and talk about saving the environment despite using water in every one of them. Are they a fail?

I see "Are they a fail?" becoming meme-worthy.