Epic fail

"They look like pop tarts."

Mmmm... pop tarts.

more like

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i want to vom

So gun free zones for kids are bad?

My eating fail earlier today. I was on top of Box Hill, things had been a little chilly on the ride out. Cliff Peanut Butter energy bar had frozen solid, my fingers were in a not much better state. I tried to take a bite from the bar but could not, so held it between my teeth and tried to tear a bit off. Eventually it snapped as I pushed upwards, the piece in my hand proceeded to graze my face, so I now have what looks like road rash hidden in my moustache.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262869/Couple-attacked-rhinos-Photo-shows-Chantal-Beyer-moments-gored-rhinoceros.html?ICO=most_read_module

These animals should be kept behind bars - they are too dangerous to roam free.

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Ha!

Seriously, doesn't matter who told me to move closer to that rhino. I would stay at the distance I felt comfortable.

#faraway

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I am sensing some errors in their logic somewhere but can't put my finger on it.

just spotted this nugget up on the Tesco wall - had to reply - WAC

Good work

whoa, we got a badass here

fuck sake

You're fighting a losing battle there man.

Have to agree with Wrongcog. But it is funny.

Or should I say

Your fighting a loosing battle there man.

I could be some time

I like jason carlos murphy, he's funny.

A bit of a pedant, but I can see past that.

It's me (Jason Carlos Murphy). I should be at a work 'Town Hall' meeting, but I said I'd man the phones - it's great....no-one here!