Epic fail

Serious?
Shit.

I was trying to close a cupboard (at head height) with my bare foot as I had a just-boiled kettle full of water in one hand and a cup in the other. First attempt: Good - clipped it well but it wasn't quite shut, second attempt, I took a step forward and let fly - hit the work surface, at full force, cracked middle and 'ring' toe.

There's a valuable lesson here.

I don't understand, if it was at head height then why didn't you use your head? Are you a ballerina?

I was trying to close a cupboard (at head height) with my bare foot as I had a just-boiled kettle full of water in one hand and a cup in the other. First attempt: Good - clipped it well but it wasn't quite shut, second attempt, I took a step forward and let fly - hit the work surface, at full force, cracked middle and 'ring' toe.

There's a valuable lesson here.

I thought you were just joking when you tweeted that - you silly bollocks!

What are you going to do? A & E or just get drunk and limp a bit?

I don't understand, if it was at head height then why didn't you use your head?

Are you a ballerina?
Aspiring.

I thought you were just joking when you tweeted that - you silly bollocks!

What are you going to do? A & E or just get drunk and limp a bit?
limp ftw

I'm not sure you should be allowed to operate in a hot drinks environment without supervision, and possibly protective footwear.

Hmmm.... Injured foot + = ?

How many letters?

I broke one of my toes when I kicked the wall at home, due to someone stealing my new bike, and having drunk 90% of a bottle of Absolut.

It hurt.

I read that as Advocaat the first time - drinking 90pc of a bottle of that would make anyone angry.

And sick for ~4 years

I was trying to close a cupboard (at head height) with my bare foot as I had a just-boiled kettle full of water in one hand and a cup in the other. First attempt: Good - clipped it well but it wasn't quite shut, second attempt, I took a step forward and let fly - hit the work surface, at full force, cracked middle and 'ring' toe.

There's a valuable lesson here.

your head hight or normal head height?

I was trying to close a cupboard (at head height) with my bare foot as I had a just-boiled kettle full of water in one hand and a cup in the other. First attempt: Good - clipped it well but it wasn't quite shut, second attempt, I took a step forward and let fly - hit the work surface, at full force, cracked middle and 'ring' toe.

There's a valuable lesson here.

next timake sure you're wearing "Action Jeans"®

^^ My head. Before I started eating like a porker I used to be quite nimble. Now, not so much.

^
I'd perform a roundhouse for a pair of action-jeans.

I snapped the end of one of my fingers opening a cupboard door last year. Feck, it hurt. Worse one of the 5 I've broken over the last 30 months.

CSB etc.

Oh.

Jesus.

Fucking.

Christ...

The Sweeney (2012) - Official Trailer [HD] - YouTube

Yeah, where was he during the riots?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19370862

Pricey!

Racist black woman on London bus - YouTube

^^ My head. Before I started eating like a porker I used to be quite nimble. Now, not so much.

^
I'd perform a roundhouse for a pair of action-jeans.

Yoga thread,

or

http://www.lfgss.com/thread75799.html

^^ How big was the handful of powder she snorted?

I see scenes like this all the time involving all shades.
Really worth posting?

racist idiots embody fail to me

This also supports my belief that public transport the general public is full of are cunts.

^ On the bright side at least it's a bit cheaper than taxi racism?