Epic fail

I've seen it all now. Someone please stop this planet and let me off :(

Albert - "Booty Pop" (6 yr old rapper) Official - YouTube

well how else would you spell it!!

I can't think that in any voice other than that bloody marmot or whatever it is off the insurance adverts. Simples!

Grinding my palm in face, NSFW

Isn't that Thaila Zucchi?

They got so much twitter heat for this it was unreal.
And too fucking right

They have taken it down and are in the process of contacting everyone who expressed outrage at their base neanderthal marketting technique to apologise.

Probably exactly the outcome they were looking for, unfortunately.

You'd think for all the noise they've generated they'd have had some sort of product range to promote. All they have is a short sleeve jersey and bib shorts.

Fair weather riders >>>>

Ebay recommending the same item but for cheaper, just after I bought the more expensive one. . .

nelson

Appropriate.
Was only £2 difference though. Bloody hangovers!

I can't work out how the fucking fuck I managed it but I've gone and put my favourite pair of unwashed, raw denim jeans in a hot wash with my whites. The jeans have shrunk unwearably and my three white oxfords are now pale blue. For the love of fuck's sake.

The accidental/unwanted wash.

My mum dry cleaned a raw jacket of mine when I was visiting home, even after I declined her offers of having it done several times. The funniest bit was that she didn't tell me - as if she'd done it sneakily and hoped I wouldn't notice!
Och wells.

I can't work out how the fucking fuck I managed it but I've gone and put my favourite pair of unwashed, raw denim jeans in a hot wash with my whites. The jeans have shrunk unwearably and my three white oxfords are now pale blue. For the love of fuck's sake.

The accidental/unwanted wash.

My mum dry cleaned a raw jacket of mine when I was visiting home, even after I declined her offers of having it done several times. The funniest bit was that she didn't tell me - as if she'd done it sneakily and hoped I wouldn't notice!
Och wells.

From which we learn that you smell and your Mum was trying to help out but didn't have the jeart to tell you to her face?

From which we learn that you smell and your Mum was trying to help out but didn't have the jeart to tell you to her face?

I'm pretty sure it was because it smelled a little of smoke. She also told me it was a tad pongy, I do after all wear it 90% of my waking life.

Don't know what a jeart is by the way. Still sounds like your jacket was a ponger though.

Don't know what a jeart is by the way. Still sounds like your jacket was a ponger though.

It wreaks of unfathomable greatness and nothing else.

When you see it...

Aaaargh.

I've seen it all now. Someone please stop this planet and let me off :(

Albert - "Booty Pop" (6 yr old rapper) Official - YouTube

Which just goes to show how little talent you have to have to become a rapper.

When you see it...

Stared at this for fucking ages.

I thought it was one of those "...you'll shit bricks" ones so was trying to work out if it was really a face underneath the table beneath the menu and between the girls legs.

I'm still not convinced that it isn't.

Todd Akin on Rape and Abortion, The Jaco Report, 8/19/2012 - YouTube

"First of all, from what I understand from doctors (pregnancy from rape) is really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Apparently this idiot sits on the house science committee

Which just goes to show how little talent you have to have to become a rapper.

Yeah cos no rappers have any talent whatsoever do they.

Todd Akin on Rape and Abortion, The Jaco Report, 8/19/2012 - YouTube

"First of all, from what I understand from doctors (pregnancy from rape) is really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Apparently this idiot sits on the house science committee

I saw this on the TV when I came home, unbe-fucking-leivable.

I was lost for words.

relevant:-

Yeah cos no rappers have any talent whatsoever do they.

That Vanilla Icecube, he's quite good.