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The really worrying thing about the above is that it reads like something Edscoble has written.

oof! (rep)

Fox Sports?
I can't imagine many out of the readership noticing.

First day back at work today, two weeks after surgery on my foot.

Day goes well- really productive, enjoying being back with my colleagues.

Late afternoon and I take a couple of codeine- something I've not had to do when resting at home, but I've had a half hours walk to work, been in and out of meetings etc, and my foot has started to hurt.

5 O'clock rolls around, I leave- heading to Shoreditch Highstreet station to get home.
I call in on Furious Tiles at his new shop to discuss a new bike, we're chatting away, then I faint.

I come round on the deck, having wiped out the managers Argon18 Gallium Pro on my way down.

Everyone is niceness itself, I am offered a seat, some water and a banana energy bar, and sit there covered in cold sweat, full of shame.

Ouch.... back to work a bit too soon perhaps?

Hope your foot and the Galium are alright

Sounds like me after the last FT gig.

Seems that I've managed to fuck up my right knee when I fell over, so that can join my left foot on the casualty list.

Spotted tomorrow: me walking like even more of a gimp.

You should get a wheelchair. You can get spoks for them.

Go and see a Dr, that sounds serious. And who offers a someone who has just passed out an energy bar, FFS?

Kinda makes sense to me. Replenishing sugars and hydrating. An actual banana would probably have been better though

We're not actually criticising people for looking after someone who has decked it in their shop are we? Nit picking!

Oh and Dammit, fainting does not = Epic fail mate. Hope you feel better. I imagine you're wiped out this evening?

Yep, pretty much.

I hope you are OK,
but guys, when someone faints it is a sign of low blood pressure, and a good way of lowering it further is to eat something.
Water, or sweet tea, once the patient has fully recovered consciousness, is best.

http://twitpic.com/agorhl

I mean it really is just poncing about on a horse for toffs, but you'd think the Fucking journos at the Express would have actually had a gander at the event itself and its competitors prior to making it their front page. Lazy, thick twats.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/italys-walker-schwazer-fails-dope-test-173310867.html

First day back at work today, two weeks after surgery on my foot.

Day goes well- really productive, enjoying being back with my colleagues.

Late afternoon and I take a couple of codeine- something I've not had to do when resting at home, but I've had a half hours walk to work, been in and out of meetings etc, and my foot has started to hurt.

5 O'clock rolls around, I leave- heading to Shoreditch Highstreet station to get home.
I call in on Furious Tiles at his new shop to discuss a new bike, we're chatting away, then I faint.

I come round on the deck, having wiped out the managers Argon18 Gallium Pro on my way down.

Everyone is niceness itself, I am offered a seat, some water and a banana energy bar, and sit there covered in cold sweat, full of shame.

I once fell off my skateboard (BITD) and twisted my ankle. I put some peas on it and later that night went to a party. After sitting and chilling with my homies for some time I then met a delightful young lady and through mutual decision decided it was time to leave. Upon standing up I promptly passed out and collapsed, hammering the shit out of a natty G-plan unit on my way down. She left with my mate, but I did discover he left me a bag of something by way of compensation. My ankle was the size of a grapefruit and I ended up in hospital. Oh, the trials of youth...

CSB blah

^I was half expecting that to break out into the Fresh Prince theme tune...

Haha! me too!

I just realised I read it in Will Smith's voice.

I strongly implore you all to do the very same.

I read like Vincent Price

Read it in David attenborough's voice, it's much more fun.

Yeah, I'll never forgive Carlton. And a half eaten pack of haribo just doesn't cut the mustard