Epic fail

http://cargocollective.com/lasseandsuchi

I agreed before I saw the "Traffic Awareness" idea.

They are the ten-a-penny-twats who you can't avoid on the internet; skilled at getting heard, but with nothing to say.

They are the ten-a-penny-twats who you can't avoid on the internet; skilled at getting heard, but with nothing to say.

The fact that they have 0 followers on their page would indicate that they aren't even particularly skilled at that.

I really don't understand the Bassetts one. The only message I get is that no-one else really likes them so you can leave them about without people eating them?

I think it's a take off of the marmite idea - try to make something positive of the divided opinions the product evokes: buy liquorice because other people don't like it so you won't have to share it.

I fear they're not intentionally parodying the poor design and grammar of powerpoint though.

Repost?
Starcrossed 2011 - Joey's Ok - YouTube

pearoast?
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to the point of being a charred mess that is hard to remove from the pan

No matter how great the chemistry, every relationship can get dull at times. What better way to spice things up than a playful prank?
We’re not talking about saran-wrapping the toilet; the best practical jokes are the ones that leave both parties laughing. Here are some clever pranks to keep him on his toes all day long:

http://magazine.foxnews.com/love/10-pranks-will-spice-your-relationship

Amber Milt is so mental. Even her name is crazy. I sure hope her husband has a sense of humour otherwise things could get steamy!

Uh, oh! Pillow on the head!

Some of the comments are pretty good:

When your husband comes home pretend you don't know who he is a la Total Recall, then kick him in the nuts and scream for the police. When the police arrive accuse him of assault. Once you bail him out be prepared for THE BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE.

I spilled an entire mug of hot water over my MacBook last night.

Now it is dead.

:(

is the macbook ok though? you can get a new mug no problem...

Alas, I am the mug.

God, that sucks MM! Insurance? Rice? Freezer?

Turning it on will kill it not the spillage alone. As long as you've not done that (or even if you have briefly) it might be savable.

To clean it properly you'll need to open it up and use isopropanol or methanol which can rinse the electronics and evaporate quickly.

There should be a picture guide on a forum somewhere about how to do it.

Don't forget to take the battery out...

A note for you.

Macs are full of moisture sensitive indicators. If you go into apple shop and tell them your laptop just stopped working for some strange reason, they will know you are lying. But also remember that genius bar staff have a lot of power at their fingertips, they can issue free repairs on anything they feel like. So be nice.

Especially when they get paid peanuts to work for Apple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy7blMY8C30

God, that sucks MM! Insurance? Rice? Freezer?
I've already rinsed our home insurance on it :(

Turning it on will kill it not the spillage alone. As long as you've not done that (or even if you have briefly) it might be savable.

To clean it properly you'll need to open it up and use isopropanol or methanol which can rinse the electronics and evaporate quickly.

There should be a picture guide on a forum somewhere about how to do it.
Thanks, I wish I'd known that before :(

Don't forget to take the battery out...
I've never done that - will figure out how to...

A note for you.

Macs are full of moisture sensitive indicators. If you go into apple shop and tell them your laptop just stopped working for some strange reason, they will know you are lying. But also remember that genius bar staff have a lot of power at their fingertips, they can issue free repairs on anything they feel like. So be nice.
I'm not so sure they can nowadays but I'm booked in for Tuesday - will be on a charm offensive and see what happens...

I'm expecting this to be a very expensive week...

Girls fare much better than guys at the genius bar. I know of a stack of girls that have spilt things, dropped phones down toilets and got the repaired for FA.

Me I have found I need to fight tooth n dagger every time I go in. Its a nightmare

According to BBC commentary, 'Maria Sharapova treats her box like a business and only occasionally let's her fiancée in it whilst she's playing'!

Tru fax.

Police investigate racist Euro 2012 tweets

"In one post the tweeter wrote: "All I got to say is this was just a joke, you guys need to relax, police know i was kiddin around and they won't bother me hopefully, cheers."

A reply from the West Midlands Police account said: "Wrong. Your comments may constitute a public order offence. We have advised complainants how to officially report this to police."

Girls fare much better than guys at the genius bar. I know of a stack of girls that have spilt things, dropped phones down toilets and got the repaired for FA.

Me I have found I need to fight tooth n dagger every time I go in. Its a nightmare

Well, fingers crossed.

Typical for it to happen this week - all my DunRun and LFA spreadsheets/lists are on it and both my emergency laptops are ancient, slow as molasses and more than likely to break down too.

highly likely to be a repost

spy v spy create tt race in a tunnel. mind blown.

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