Epic fail

http://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/court-crime/killer_takes_motives_with_him_to_jail_1_1386981

I have visions of the editorial staff doing this:

Alan Partridge Steve Coogan- DAN! - YouTube

except its KEITH? KEITH?! KEITH!

Avastar - YouTube

Encouraging women to take drinks from strangers?

^ group trip?

I get it will do well. the world is full of dickheads and fake princesses.

mulk shakes.

Christ almighty, I didn't think it was possible to get more backward and knuckle-dragging than Peter Stringfellow, mind you I'm hardly surprised that the person who achieved it was a Saffa.

I genuinely thought he was going to set the minimum age bar for men at the 40 mark.

Chainbreakers dad?

James, arent you my daddy?!!?

It sounds shit. And hes a moron. But to be fair, thats what we are like back in SA. The themed things will date very quickly and that club will be dead in 2 months.

And most Sandton clubs are girls 21 guys 23 or 24 - standard practice.

And most Sandton clubs are girls 21 guys 23 or 24 - standard practice.

Don't doubt it for a minute, but in his club, I'd be unsurprised if most of the male visitors were creepy lecherous flash chaps in their forties... like him.

Nah, they tend to be young rich boys who like to hand out roofies.

nice.

George Galloway describes Bradford as 'the black hole of Yorkshire'

Racist.
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He's a fucking windbag.

He's not wrong tho'. It's a bit shit.

True. They are up against it.
But instead of getting stuck in and trying to change things he is just barking around like a twatdog. He's no politician, he's a self publicist and precious little else.

Got to admire the bloke's massive brass balls, but there's little else going for the cunt.

The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait

photoshop of the photoshop in photoshop

I haven't seen that many in my time and am no good at pixels.

I think the original was a photo of the flooding in Toronto central station

If you look at the depth of the water at the bottom of the escalater it looks a little shallow for the sharks... I could be wrong though... I know not what depth it is and what sharks would need.

plus it looks like somebody is standing ankle deep in the far left edge of photo. not deep enough i'd say!