Epic fail

fuck that's INSANE. like the end of wall-e.

^ That's the first thing that came to my head

Might do brighton in the next few weeks. Might get one to get up the Beacon.

My first thought was I could murder a cheeseburger.

re?

Lamborghini Crashes in Chicago Suburbs - YouTube

Epic fail indeed.
The person filming it should have stopped and exchanged details as a witness, and told the people they had filmed it.

Epic fail indeed.
The person filming it should have stopped and exchanged details as a witness, and told the people they had filmed it.

prod did no? it ends while there watching

roll out of bed, scoot to the bog, scoot to the fridge, scoot to the car, drive to walmart, scoot at walmart, scoot to checkout, scoot to car, drive home, scoot at home, infinitum

sounds good to me

Yeah that's pretty much my average day.

This sexist shite http://www.lfgss.com/post2891191-14414.html

You're right carson, it is a women in the photo, well done.

Hopefully this should help you reduced the chance of accidentally going to bed with a man next time.

You silly prats, you don't even know what he meant, yet you both race to be the first to express righteous indignation over it.

it appears from his statement that either all women are lol worthy or the person involved in the story about the car park failed and was lol worthy because of her gender

Or perhaps he was joking?

and perhaps i was too?

Epic fail indeed.
The person filming it should have stopped and pointed at the cock who had just crashed laughed in their face, and told them how big a cunt they are.

ftfy

roll out of bed, scoot to the bog, scoot to the fridge, scoot to the car, drive to walmart, scoot at walmart, scoot to checkout, scoot to car, drive home, scoot at home, infinitum

sounds good to me
But hopefully Sumo does some of the household chores :)

Or perhaps he was joking?

and perhaps i was too?

Men - lol

and perhaps i was too?

Baddum tssh

You're right carson, it is a women in the photo, well done.

Hopefully this should help you reduced the chance of accidentally going to bed with a man next time.

So the only time a man would go to bed with another man is by accident? Wow Ed, never knew you were such a homophobe...

There be homophobe bashing all over LFGSS today!

I think people just got a bit confused.

we're meant to hate Gears.

"Cleaning the carpet"? Definitely a euph...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/6933057/Target-carpet-cleaner-in-court

"Cleaning the carpet"? Definitely a euph...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/6933057/Target-carpet-cleaner-in-court

The TV show they mention is very occasionally hilarious. This is one of those times. HA!

You're right carson, it is a women in the photo, well done.

Hopefully this should help you reduced the chance of accidentally going to bed with a man next time.

homophobic

Today on Regent Street I saw an articulated lorry which had, on turning left down one of the side streets up by the Apple Store, totally squished both a motorbike and bicycle.

Their were masses of people gathered around the scene and traffic was forced to a standstill by the lorry blocking the roads. I didn't see any injured people, just their bikes. What a plonker.

After seeing this and learning of itsbruce's experience recently, I've become very wary of parking my bike anywhere near where a dimwit driver could crush it.

If the owner of the bicycle's on here, my condolences to you!

You silly prats, you don't even know what he meant, yet you both race to be the first to express righteous indignation over it.

agreed.
knee-jerk righteous indignation at perceived sexism is such a beta male strategy. attempt to ingratiate yourself with women, maybe get your balls tickled.
fucking reeks of insincerity.

yes, because every action is a strategy to obtain sex by manipulating others and the only possible purpose of life is to get the most sex and be the alpha.

^ racist.