Epic fail

Special K?

Pissed up or knocked off?

pissed, really really pissed,

Shizer - that is terrible!

Still, better than driving pissed.

Yeah whatever - you're still a misogynistic fool

Ha.
Pot, meet kettle.

Ha.
Pot, meet kettle.

Really? I would like to see an example.

Really? I would like to see an example.

Ha! Good example!

Good, but racist.

What thr pot?

The kettle is overly racially sensitve if you ask me.

The kettle is clearly looking down at the pot.

The kettle's blatantly homophobic too, look at the way it's effecting the limp wrist and hand on hip pose, fucking cunt

kettle is fat

http://jezebel.com/5896672/oops-woman-is-so-busy-texting-that-she-walks-off-a-pier

What thr pot?

The kettle is overly racially sensitve if you ask me.

The kettle is clearly looking down at the pot.

The kettle's blatantly homophobic too, look at the way it's effecting the limp wrist and hand on hip pose, fucking cunt

kettle is fat

Is it just me or is that kettle a fucking teapot!

Two injured trying to make lava lamps at home

Is it just me or is that kettle a fucking teapot!

And now you're just stereotyping.

I have just realised that I wore bib tights this morning as it was cold. I did not remember the 23 degree forecast for later in the day. Fail.

Ever been so out of your box at a festival you try to fuck a tree in public?

trees: not even once

not in public at least.

http://www.beautyoftheweb.co.uk

oh god

"I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn’t it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailleur? We are getting soft…As for me, give me a fixed gear!"

       —  Henri Desgrange, L’Équipe article of 1902

it's a bit fail to have it as a shiny sticker on your matt bike, but it is a classic quote

edit: He was 37 when he said this, so maybe feeling a bit in his old bones...