Epic fail

YouTube - Dolly Parton - D.I.V.O.R.C.E

There is fucking flies in my room. Loads of the bastards.

I got rid of them but they keep coming back. from inside my room....

There has to be something making them (maggots obviously) but i cant fucking find anything!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3aFm98HmSM&feature=related

^ Almost underground cult.

YouTube - 3 Year old crying over Justin Bieber

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-star-as-terminator-in-new-film/story-e6frfmvr-1226045807160

Shit off Arnie.... Its over.

Just been sent an email circular warning:

We booked and paid for a flat in Paris ,but we were taken in by a convincing scam and the flat and our money no longer exists!

Can't help but wonder if someone's been using this again...

Ha!

Thumbhead, bottom left still cracks me up!

YouTube - Worst Hunter vs. Dumbest Deer

Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

I found this, which is basically a descripton of Chainbreaker really;

1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers

2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way

3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

5) Gym membership but no interest in sports

6) Clothes that are too tight and too "trendy"

7) Strange sexual demands

8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films

9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia

10) Too many friendly young male friends

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends

12) Love of pop culture

13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public

14) Sudden heavy drinking and finally... the most important sign of all...

 Quote:
                                         15) Ladies, have you ever dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?                               

THAT'S RIGHT, ladies, it's all your fault if your husband turns homo.

Still can't believe they managed to get an entire religion base on the Grimms Brother's book.

#8.... so, it is OK to watch Porn, as long as you avoid the tallywhackers?

I found this, which is basically a descripton of the whole of LFGSS really;

FTFY Ed.

#8.... so, it is OK to watch Porn, as long as you avoid the tallywhackers?

Yeah, what you do is hold your thumb out to 'self-censor' any todgers on screen.

If you find yourself doing a rubbing action with that thumb though, it means you are definitely gay.

#6 and #7

guilty..

#6 and #7

guilty..

yup..

#6 and #7

guilty..

yup..

Please elaborate?

I'm not sure it is legal for me to do so..

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/39151d1304029816-012.jpg

^ yeah, i hate it when that happens.

Hope you came off ok?

Spotted in Wimbledon:
A man riding a Full Carbon De Rosa with 4 spoke Corimas (the slightly wavy ones) and Risers.
Fully Lycra'd, Normal trainers, Rear view mirror on helmet, and the guy can't have been older than 30.
(rear view mirrors are acceptable as you age)

I feel Edscoble was behind the abomination.
I was so shocked it took me a minute or two to work out what had happened.

Should have taken a pic and posted in the i'z bin scobled thread

I failed... was just too shocked.

On Friday evening, I think, I saw someone in Harlesden riding a carbon frame on a pavement with a rear disc and a fourspoke (Mavic or Corima) while a wearing an aero helmet with a visor.
He looked like Gizmond, to be honest :-)

LIES!

Mavic don't make 4 spoke