NE London Bike Polo: Wednesdays: Mitchison Road N1 / Weekends:Hackney Downs E5

Mic check, mic check one two
man spittin rhymes so hard people catching the flew
straight from his mouf as he spits it to you
don't be afraid, bring your game
if it matches mine you'll find fame.

what, you think you got some?
can't even string one rhyme together son
nor can you make a goal
mallet won't go
shuffle shuffle shuffle
you ain't got no soul
sucker mc, what it be
wish you knew
but you ain't down
with the Phoenix Crew

NE thing rhymes

real playas bringin diverse game
London OGs, we play in the rain
you slip, trip, oh you
fuck around, leave your phone, we hose you

Good games tonight,
Mitch in full flight,
Despite the rain,
Everyone came

I suck at this, does that count as a haiku?

(if you werent too busy 'battling' each other last night)

Did my pal Vit show up at polo at Mitch? He is a westway graduate, I gave him directions to the court.

etc

Did my pal Vit show up at polo at Mitch? He is a westway graduate, I gave him directions to the court.

Yep, and his mate Jakub, got him to sign up for the league as well.

I see these rhymes and and I curse at my arm,
shits got weak like I am the farm,
animal, trapped in it's pen
I only get down now and then
It's no good, can ya hear me callin'
I'm over here while the Pheonix be ballin'
I got dem straps in the post, gonna get tight
Fire in my (el)bow and i been outa sight
Taking time out but it aint the same
Feeling the pain, wanting the game
Hold tight y'all coz when I get fixed
I'm down with da crew with flava in the mix
Gonna hit hard like a optimus prime
it's just when and where and yo what time

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Live-o.

Yeeeaaah boy.

word

Mark be implyin some wigga shit
Get back your mirror, fool, pop that zit
Keyboard gangsta, monitor screen wanka
Don't matter a bit, I gots what I got, what you get?
See you in the street, on court, you still gonna bring heat?

Mark, your barking up the wrong tree, tryin'to get at me,
Me? Us you mean, this crew roll lean don't care we seen,
Lean; way too wonky, have no doubt about the fact we never shonky,
On point. On the button. Make your sheep look like they be dressed like mutton.

Dutty girl, dutty bat, dutty little mermaid,
"Mer-man" I hear you say, aint no chance your gonna get your way,
Choosing your spirit is reserved for the squirrel, every other man gonna make do for'rel,
This be the raccoon, otherwise, spoon, no choice about it, trust LPC cos they don't let you doubt it.

ha!

Spoons, I read all your raps in my head over this tune.

lethal bizzle forward riddim instrumental - YouTube

Ha, just listed that as my recommended tune in the Comsic Hoser interview! Listened to it this morning with my toast and coffee.

Mark, your barking up the wrong tree, tryin'to get at me

What what, You're barking up the wrong tree, The spotlight's on me

#justsayin

Absolutely, it's a reference. I'm glad you got it.

This thread is pure win.
Proud to be NE.

"Proud to be NE."

im going to get that on a hat

Ne ftw.

Yawn, come on boys, this is getting embarrassing now,
I can almost see my reflection in the sweat off your brow,
You're desperately hanging on to a dream that never was,
the closest you'll get is New Kids On The Block.
So pack it in, go back to your 9-5,
Before you and this thread takes a further nose dive.

You muppets.