Critical Mass - May '08

we be reppin'.

how we roll.

has that black guy got a titanium bike? did someone call the police?

that's the one and only cornelius blackfoot.

and no-one knows what his bike is made of.

that's the one and only cornelius blackfoot.

and no-one knows what he's made of.

Good laugh last night. Big turn out and the weather was ideal. I was getting more and more drunk and my riding was pretty erratic on the slog home!

Had a wicked time last night, was nice to put so many faces to names! It seems though, that i recognised more bikes than the people riding them...is this sad? Guess it's normal for us folk?!!
So yeah, fun times...oh, and if anyone isn't sure, i was the one on Dale's old Dave Yates.
Peace.

Had a wicked time last night, was nice to put so many faces to names! It seems though, that i recognised more bikes than the people riding them...is this sad? Guess it's normal for us folk?!!
So yeah, fun times...oh, and if anyone isn't sure, i was the one on Dale's old Dave Yates.
Peace.

I saw that Dave Yates in Cavendish only a couple of days back, the same one, silver to purple fade ?

i like the mass.

good to see you guys.

and lebowski. thanks for letting me use your phone. i picked up krista and we went for a curry on brick lane on the way home.

I saw that Dave Yates in Cavendish only a couple of days back, the same one, silver to purple fade ?

Yep, that's the one, but not the final build...was too eager to try it out. Should have the final build done sometime within the next couple of weeks, with a bit of help from Armourtex. And no, don't worry, i'm not spraying the frame!!

Was a good time, although wasn't feeling the guy who pretty much started crying because he snapped a spoke and tried to blame me for it. Fucking geek.

htfu crying over spilt spokes SHAME !

Was a good time, although wasn't feeling the guy who pretty much started crying because he snapped a spoke and tried to blame me for it. Fucking geek.

WTF? seriously!?

I realised we never spoke, chug it, on friday. But Hi. Are you and your brother twins?

pj thanks for posting a picture of me looking even wierder than usual.

Oh yeah I forgot to post this:

Me and fuitbat were hanging at the John Snow, no one else had arrived yet...

We're standing across the road from the pub... I had just locked my bike and tim was still perching his on the kerbstone right next to us, unlocked...

Two curryers (sic) were just getting on their bikes to go, and one of them tried to roll off (albeit slowly) with the yellow peril Bob Jackson... I trotted after him, budvar bottle in hand, and grabbed the bars from him, saying something like 'erm excuse me that's my friend's bike', he was grinning like and his mate then said as he rode past a bit faster, 'oh leaving that there's not very clever' in a kind of angry/duh kind of tone. WTF is wrong with people?! How is it a laugh to even do that, unless you know someone pretty well?
Twats. Tim was kind of seething at them...

Sounds to be like he was trying to nick it. Should have smashed him over the head with the bottle!

Sounds to be like he was trying to nick it. Should have smashed him over the head with the bottle!

Yep, he was grinning AS IF it was a joke. Not that I believed it was a joke.

WTF? seriously!?

I realised we never spoke, chug it, on friday. But Hi. Are you and your brother twins?

hey Skully nice to met you, we said a couple of words but yeah me and the bro are twins.

Long story short, stationary in the city, some guy in front of me spins his rear wheel and catches my front nut. Then heading over the river he comes up next to me and squares up with "You broke my spoke" and because I didn't apologise for something that I didn't do he went off on one about how because "I was behind it was my fault", I told him to fuck off in a nice way which gave him the hump because I wouldn't apologise. I eventually said "I am sorry for your spoke" to get him out of my face to which he then re-joined his mates behind me, I heard a high five or two and then he and them pedalled off and did a big skid.

Radical mannnnnn

Yep, he was grinning AS IF it was a joke. Not that I believed it was a joke.

this is unlikely, considering that 98% of couriers have no sense of humour, or brain. just lashings and lashings of self-righteous bad-attitude and a harry ramsden style chunky chip on each shoulder.

hey Skully nice to met you, we said a couple of words but yeah me and the bro are twins.

Long story short, stationary in the city, some guy in front of me spins his rear wheel and catches my front nut. Then heading over the river he comes up next to me and squares up with "You broke my spoke" and because I didn't apologise for something that I didn't do he went off on one about how because "I was behind it was my fault", I told him to fuck off in a nice way which gave him the hump because I wouldn't apologise. I eventually said "I am sorry for your spoke" to get him out of my face to which he then re-joined his mates behind me, I heard a high five or two and then he and them pedalled off and did a big skid.

Radical mannnnnn

what a bellend. when i start my revolution he'll be first up against the wall.

It's going to be a big wall, PJ...

It's going to be a big wall, PJ...

Pjs been reading about this wall in China, told me it sounds like the perfect starting point but it will need some extending.

Some good food with the peeps nr Grays Inn road shame we missed most of the mass but still a nice little ride.

dam Pj beat me to it.

Long story short, stationary in the city, some guy in front of me spins his rear wheel and catches my front nut ...

Ouch! One nut hangs in front of the other? You should see a doc about that...

Why in heaven's name was he not trackstanding?

It's going to be a big wall, PJ...

We're gonna need a bigger wall

Good times. Plenty of piss to be had by all and I have to day that I didn't see a bit of bother. Even the grumpy taxi drivers managed to miss eveyone as they went by (at a speed and distance that spelled them out to be fu*kwhits!).

Chug_it: Hope this guy's spoke is all better and happy wappy now...