17 fucking quid!?

one of the blokes in Kingston Evans has a souped up Charge Plug, massively dodgy.

I've heard about him, well shady apparently. Don't know his name but overheard someone referring to him as a 'barbershop dodger'...

We you offered any of this before sealing the 17 quid deal??

When i worked in a shop it used to be 8 quid all in, but then I guess you've got 8 years worth of inflation to deal with..

it's made up, this "journalist" doesn't really write down conversations he overhears.

you see, they write something badly, get a cartoon underneath it, and there, that's another page filled.

then people* buy *it..
sad.

no...no RPM..you're lying.. you're just *lying.... *it's the Guardian.

Or should that be "the Guardian"?

We you offered any of this before sealing the 17 quid deal??

Is that an Australian product? The guy still has his wife beater vest on for god's sake!

Australians don't use lube, other than spilled beer! HTFU and do it dry!

Australians don't use lube, other than spilled beer! HTFU and do it dry!

Or get it like the Edwardians, red hot and till the death:

I went to get petrol the other day but because im a dozy twat i dint know how to put it in so i told the assistant to come out and do it for me and they charged me for their effort and i think its ridiculous blah blah blah...
Knowing how to fix a puncture is a basic neccesity for riding a bicycle, if you can't do it then you have to pay someone else to do it and until we live in a world where bike shops are as common as newsagents then you are probably gonna have to settle for whatever your nearest shop wants to charge you.