Food

the biggest bowl of Piccomolo's G

The Yasar Halim hummus is really good too. £2.15 for a 1kg :-)

Bit of a chickpea allergy sadly which means that my Green Laines diet is curtailed somewhat...

@Mr Smith - Fish much nicer today, Served with a warm mozarella/tomatoe/parma ham salad a nice glass or two of pinot Grigio crusty bread and good company.

Thanks for the tip.

Morning everyone...stunning day.. enjoy!

breakfast... french toast and summer fruits ...fresh from the markets this morning..strawberries, honeydew melons,pineapple .. yum!

@Mr Smith - Fish much nicer today, Served with a warm mozarella/tomatoe/parma ham salad a nice glass or two of pinot Grigio crusty bread and good company.

Thanks for the tip.

Awesomeness.

If you ate it outside or somewhere with a view, it will automatically be 57% more awesomer.

It's all about the lemonaide. I made some fresh stuff with strawberries and mint. It's awesome.

lemonade rules

As does jesus.

As does jesus.

I am watching you Mr W, careful now.

lemonade rules

lemonade is made from wee and worry.

Sorry sir. That would be the Ale talking. Have just been to a sacrificial burning, may have in=magined it though as I'm tres pissed. Jesus WAC.
A man was in the shop the other day amd whilst his wife and sister-in-law were dabating the sofa that he had to pay for hes said " at times like these I ask my self wht would jesus do? and replied to himself, not alot wook his whilst nailed to a tree. Lucky bastard I suppose you'll want me to enter my PIN.

I lol'd. But took his money.

Jesus WAC.

I was once a promising lil' Jamie O type... Now I live off electrolytes and flapjack since I discovered geared bikes.

:_(

I've just had eight crumpets with butter and Bonne Maman raspberry jam. Now for an angioplasty and I'm good to go.

Will you fucking legend, you've just reminded me I've got some crumpets in the freezer. Exactly what I need to shake this bloody hangover.

Although you've had a minor fail, Tiptree Jam FTW.

You saying my mother's not good enough? She's fucking French. French. They invented jam. Invented it. You can stick your tiptree up your love funnel.

Ha! I am a little bias... I grew up next to tiptree and have been eating their jam all my life. Check out Tiptree Little Scarlet jam. You will not be disappointed. Useless you hate strawberries of course.

Ha! I am a little bias... I grew up next to tiptree and have been eating their jam all my life. Check out Tiptree Little Scarlet jam. You will not be disappointed. Useless you hate strawberries of course.

What kind of deviant hates strawberries?

Well exactly.

What kind of deviant hates strawberries?

A conservative?

I'm deeply ashamed.

Your mother was French, Will?

This might explain a few things. BTW, whatchadoin? Fancy a beverage?

No, my mother was from Wigan; it runs in the family.
I'm about to go to polo at Downham to photograph sweaty men with big mallets.

Cool. Enjoy. I'm packing up for Berlin....sort of.

Ok, here's a good as place as any to post it. As some of you know MOC has been deep in his laboratory for the past two weeks, but now, after much preparation, it is done.
I bring you Guinness Cake!
Such a creation has taken time, strength and a considerable amount of fridge space.

1. We soaked a shit load of fruit in Guinness overnight
   
2. We bake it into a fucking massive cake
   
3. We stand it for a week, feeding it with Guinness every other day
   
4. We cover the fucker in marzipan
   
5. We ice with Royal Icing
   
6. We cut the bastard and eat it.
   
   

This cake is too huge to handle on our own, so a certain amount of free cake will be available to those who want it.
Current dibs list is:

Jimbilly
Miss_Socks
Fluff
Dammit
Katttt
eyebrows
photoben

Available from South beers or by appointment.

Oh and its fucking lovely!

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umm dibs!
i'll be there monday!
it looks amazing..

ps Nhatt, as I can see you lurking, I'd like some tofu chilli.