Food

the crown prince of chilli sauces.

Knife smife

Nonsense, this is the crown prince of chilli sauces.

NICE! Where's the smokehouse!?

Addicted to that stuff. Where's this ?

epic picture

It's all about the groupies.

Figs and dat bacon is what needs to be done..

no offense, but that picture looks disgusting

Giving them to me.

Or fig jam.

we bought gorgonzola and braesola. gonna make a dent tomorrow.

that tree is groaning with the fuckers.

... buttload of figs ...front bottom...

There is no question that I snigger at figs on account of them looking like naughty bits; it is the fact that they look like a front bottom that I have a quibble with.

Grits have been slow cooking all day. On the road to making this http://ruhlman.com/2011/11/butter-poached-shrimp-and-grits/ which is from Ruhlman's 20, a cookbook I can recommend.

er I need this. For a friend. For research.

Sriracha t shirt is Target in USA I think

T-Shirt on eBay

http://www.target.com/p/sriracha-halloween-costume-men-s-t-shirt-and-hat/-/A-16486844?lnk=Rec|pdp|viewed_viewed|pdpv1

Very excited. As well as an Original 1227 Anglepoise (in red, so it goes faster), my lovely wife got us two seats at Game for my birthday. Cannot wait.

Game looks rad. You're stoked!

Those shrimp and grits I made were pretty good. It was like an exercise in trying to fit as much butter in as possible. It was the first time I had made grits the long slow way and it is definitely better; maybe not 16 times the half hour method (they cooked for 8 hours) but definitely better. Also who cares how long something stays in your oven?

Poaching the shrimp was super easy. Just making beurre monté and keeping it almost, but not quite, boiling. It took like 10 minutes (4 minutes actively poaching the shrimp).

One could argue that it wasn't the healthiest dinner I have eaten.

The cheese shop that I manage is hiring temporary staff for Christmas. If you fancy earning some extra pennies from selling and eating cheese then get in touch.

http://www.nealsyarddairy.co.uk/workwithus.html

/me contemplates second job...

Is the cheese all you can eat?

i'm sure you're allowed to eat other foodstuff even though you'll be working in a cheese shop.

I read it to mean 'all you can eat' cheese!

Watch out: low flying jokes, going straight over your head.