Food

A juvenile fart joke? How very fucking dare you.

It's the height of sophistication when it comes to amusing the lady during sexy time.

Le Creuset (the brand of mine) attempts to call it a French Oven.

A) good luck with that
2) whatever that is, euphemistically, I am sure it is even worse than what you have in mind. French, you know?

^lifelong racist

mmmhm whale...

successful troll is successful. I feel a type of way.

I need to go to Japan.

I ate the best grilled octopus I've ever had this afternoon, incredible... Absolutely melted in the mouth... Pix and full report when I get back to London...

I just strolled past the queues of pink people peering into the walls ice cream freezers trying to decide between a cornetto or a calipo and reached straight for the crispy bacon wheat crunchies. yolo etc.

^^I always feel conflicted about eating octopus given their supposed intelligence and apparent emotional capabilities.
shame they're such tasty bastards.

Me too, but in my case it's a cultural thing...
#scottfree #foodofmypeoples

South of San Francisco there is a Korean place that serves giant ice cold beers and small, salty foods.

The best thing they had was a collection of baby octopusses on skewers and grilled. I always felt guilty as per above (I still ate them though[ I eat meat now though so I probably wouldn't anymore ]).

Dudes, I guarantee pigs are more intelligent than octopusen. If this then that etc.

If anyone fancies a little Yakitori / Kushiyaki this weekend, I'm helping my buddy Greg with his new start up food stall, Kushis. Menu this week

Skewers:

• Chargrilled broccoli (or romanesco), lime shiso dressing, caramel peanut crunch.
  
• Aromatic yuzu kosho chicken thigh meatball, tare glaze, shichimi togarashi, lime wedge, spring onion.
  
• Tare glazed 10hr pork belly, pear kimchi, spring onion tail and lime.
  
  

Specials:

• Korean Dragon glaze baby back pork ribs, caramel peanut crunch, spring onion, sansho, lime.
  
• Dehydrated Pork Skin, Shio Koji marinated Fried Chicken, Korean Wing Sauce (TBC)
  
  
  

BTW - this is happening at Streetfeast at Battersea Power Station.

Dudes, I guarantee pigs are more intelligent than octopusen. If this then that etc.

True.

Where's good Dim Sum in South East London btw?

http://www.dragon-castle.com/

^

Used to go to Dragon Castle when I was a student at LSBU, don't know who I thought I was.. I need to go back asap.

Proper South East = Hong Kong City by New X?

Mrs Hell's mum was not entirely dismissive of the place and its food and even said their cheung fun was almost as good as what she gets back home. for that reason alone it gets a 5 star pass.

the restaurant on the ground floor of Holiday Inn in North Greenwich does good dim sum

^

thanks chaps

back in BKK

Bkk? So jealous.

First food in LA was a sandwich from Fat Sal's deli, bacon, chicken strips, mozzarella fingers, fries, fried egg, more cheese, tonnes of sauce.

Crazy.

TS please list some places to eat in Lisbon as I may well be visiting there in a few weeks. Not a big fan of seafood though.