Food

Mussel Man on Morning Lane, Hackney.

• 1kg of Mussels
  
• 4 oysters
  
• 1 bottle of Prosecco
  =
  £35
  

Has this person put the waterproof valence on, got some dioralyte in and put NHS direct on speed-dial? Then this person should be fine.

This person is a fucking idiot!

I think my friend just made a horrible, horrible mistake

Surely it's fucking LOADED with preservatives, right?

Surely it's fucking LOADED with gut wrenching evilness, right?

ftfy

putting aside speculation of imminent rampant diarrhoea, and on the seafood topic,

this skate 'canneloni' recipe is a damn near perfect spring plate

I had some rice yesterday, at the office, that I had cooked on Sunday, kept in the fridge.
My colleague went berserk because I was eating it... saying it was obviously off.

Pffffft...

putting aside speculation of imminent rampant diarrhoea, and on the seafood topic,

this skate 'canneloni' recipe is a damn near perfect spring plate

...by James Martin.

I'll stick to mushy peas, fanx.

Was rice involved?
Rice bacteria, fast growing and bad.
Sunday cooked, eating Mon is ok. Tue, not so ok.

Whatever, I keep rice in the fridge longer than that. Nuke it and it's fine.

...by James Martin.

learn to read and digest dear boy, it's a mark jordan recipe

an unfortunate james martin visage does loom out of the page though, perhaps he has a 'per click' licensing deal with the beeb

As long as the rice is put in the fridge as soon as possible after it has cooled down then it's fine for a few days at least. As mentioned already, just nuke it!

Whatever, I keep rice in the fridge longer than that. Nuke it and it's fine.

Voice of reason. I don't have a microwave but I frypanned the shit out of it.

Nuknow, I'm goin to have a little lie down. If I'm not back in 8 hours, can you please call my mum?

So... Say there was this person who had no food in the house except for some left over Chinese. Now, suppose that in retrospect, that Chinese food was purchased 6 days ago.

Ahhhh, the old Beijing Colonic, a briefly unpleasant but ultimately refreshing classic

Microwave it on max for a hour.

LOL, not sure that's necessary 2:30 - 3:00 is enough.

Two hours, just to be safe...

Stir thoroughly halfway through...

Poncho doing £1 burritos tomorrow

Balls, my train arrives after closing time.
Not that there'd be any burritos left by that point.

Order one online, and ask them to leave it under the doormat for when you arrive.

Balki?

Balki?

Wake up Balki

TW2, I'm scared. Why isn't Balki waking up?

I'm off to Bone Daddies. Heard mixed reports but half reporterz are haterz and I'm fricken starving so... fuck it. Laterz.

Has anyone eaten the Ramen at Japan Centre? I am going to miss Ippudo when I move home in summer. Weep.

Yesterday I whipped up a spangling Mexican extravaganza, including a delicious guacamole. Despite just hurling stuff into a bowl (Possibly like Balki right now) it still came out looking like a frog.

Voice of reason. I don't have a microwave but I frypanned the shit out of it.

Nuknow, I'm goin to have a little lie down. If I'm not back in 8 hours, can you please call my mum?

Send your mum's # please....