Eurovision

Israel's entry is shit

"The power of the unicorn"¡¡¡????????

Square light tunnel that Isreal is starting in is causing all the confuse.

"You wanna see me dance?"

Frankly, no. It's a song contest, you should be singing. Also, stop the fucking genocidal treatment of Palestine.

Finally, a boy band!

Think he’s doing the voting and half time stuff so yes (maybe…)

Triple rooftop pinball wins my heart for Slovenia even though their song is meh.

Already in love with Croatia. Not heard a note

Ok bring on the Croatia

a strong entry

The fuck is this. They’re great.

Croatia unbelievably good.

The second half has far outdone the first half.

I don’t know what I just watched

Mae ain’t it

Unfortunately not impressed by the GB entry

Mae.... Meh

better staging, music and presentation would help

Hold on, this has been on the radio for weeks

Probably popular for a 30s TikTok segment. Not sure 3 minutes…

not in Spain it hasn't

The brief shot with her with red lippy was interesting, the rest, less so.

So auto tune for voice and stage?

Backing singers and music are pre recorded but the vocals are meant to be live..

I think that’s where the problem might be vs a radio edit…

Mate, I'm on my second bottle of Cava, I've forgotten about her already. I think the song and the singer had potential, but in a "cor blimey gunner, I"m just a cockn'y sparra'!" sort of way.