2008 Beijing Olympics

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  • Do you not think you might be over estimating the technical capacity of a C64?

    Very possibly, *cf *the technical capabilities of the average Ocker...

  • best dressed chav

    GOLD!
    We have a winner!
    Oxymoron of the Year

  • as opposed to stabby stabby, bike theft and best dressed chav, at 2012

    What about teenage pregnancy?

  • The greatest irony about this cycling dominance is that has been (mostly) paid for by poor, fat layabouts sitting down of a Saturday night praying that one of their 100 lottery tickets clasped in their filthy hands will be the lucky winner!

  • What about teenage pregnancy?

    Well, it's a tense moment here in the stadium. Tiffany has lit up her third fag of the contest streaking out in front of the Burberry Peleton.

    But what this....

    Jade is hitting her ape like boyfriend with her fake D&G handbag whilst screaming expletives.
    Tiffany responds with some shoplifting but this tirade is a strong attack.
    Has Tiffany got an answer?
    She's adding a nigh unintelligble phone conversation. It's neck and neck.

    Oh my, Page has broken out of the chase, she's bottled Tiffany and Jade in one swift move and.... yes, she's been arrested and she's now stroking her bump with a cuffed hand.

    They think it's all over, it is now. That kid will be born in custody. Gold for Page. What a proud moment.

  • nice to have made an effort lads!

    fastest man in the world cavendish, yeah,if he'd actually been bothered to sprint

    if it's too much for wiggins, why not field someone else? what's the point of dragging cav all the way out there for one race just to do FA?

    hahaha how quickly you turn on your riders :P

  • This just in, a bruised and bleeding Tiffany isn't even pretending to know who the father is so she's secured Silver.

    Good for her.

  • yeah, i saw that. wheelie over the line with bar spin next?

    Ryan Bayley's been doing smartarse wheelies over the line for years..

    Looks good..

    when he's winning :)

  • What about teenage pregnancy?

    Thanks for the offer, but I've got a lot on at the moment...

  • The greatest irony about this cycling dominance is that has been (mostly) paid for by poor, fat layabouts sitting down of a Saturday night praying that one of their 100 lottery tickets clasped in their filthy hands will be the lucky winner!

    Rep :)

    The same cunts that hate us for beating them in traffic while their miserable lives evaporate in front of their eyes..

  • I just found out that Aus has been stockpiling all their best drugs in order to spank GB in 2012.. it all becomes clear now.. :)

  • cavendish would not have survived the monster stage that finished on Alpe d'Huez, so there's no point arguing about whether he would've won on the Champs Elysees. he did the right thing to pull out.

    i find it arrogant in the extreme to suggest that Cav and Wiggo were certain Madison gold medallists if Wiggo was fresh. there is plenty that has to go right, and plenty that can go wrong, between starting a madison and winning one.

    fuck, the GB men lost 2 races in the whole track program, and some people seem to have forgotten that it's the frikkin' Olympic games and plenty of other countries have good riders and coaches.

    now let's get onto a real sport: running and jumping.

  • i find it arrogant in the extreme to suggest that Cav and Wiggo were certain Madison gold medallists if Wiggo was fresh.

    who said that?

  • Your Mum

  • now let's get onto a real sport: running and jumping.

    I'll go with that, we've just pulled a silver in the high jump.

  • bollocks, running is achingly bent.

    this is a cycling forum

    BMX tomorrow, should be good

  • Kamikaze!

  • Ladies, please! A bit of perspective. Another great day in the velodrome, disappointed for Cav but we can't have it all.

    Props to Mears (sp?) too, we were big upping the Chinese girl but she did great! As said before prob the hardest won silver.

    And track and field can kiss my arse. UK's all about sports you can do sat down (sailing, horse riding, cycling, rowing etc). ;-)

  • it's pretty baffling with sound.

    It looked very friendly though, lots of hand holding. I was a bit gutted though I was expecting a bit more from GB but you cant win them all.

  • UK's all about sports you can do sat down (sailing)

    Bollocks

  • Bollocks on the seat?

  • Bollocks on the seat?

    Bollocks that you can win a boat race sitting down.
    Unless it's the Special Olympics...

  • eh? Why do they have seats in their boats then? If their arses don't touch them surely it'd save weight if they didn't have any?

    I know nothing of rowing

  • eh? Why do they have seats in their boats then? If their arses don't touch them surely it'd save weight if they didn't have any?

    I know nothing of rowing

    That's as may be. This is about sailing.

  • eh? Why do they have seats in their boats then? If their arses don't touch them surely it'd save weight if they didn't have any?

    I know nothing of rowing

    I'm talking about sailing, not rowing, in Yngling, Lazer etc you're constantly moving around the craft.

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