Bored

I heard he liked the pink oboe..

why did the real estate agent stop looking out the window in the morning?

so he can have something to do in the afternoon!

bowman ftw....

http://bowman.freeonlinegames.com/

Do this quiz:

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What colour is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
You need to get four right to pass...

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 10 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Brazil
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Donkeys
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? Friday
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Cheese
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Aeroplanes
7) What was King George VI's first name? Nancy
8) What colour is a purple finch? What's a finch? I'll say purple though
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? China you thicko
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? RIDE ON TIME!!!

NEXT!

Can you find me some 1978-1982, 5/6speed, 100/126mm road wheels - preferably shimano hubs, but royce, campagnolo, suntour, atom, gipiemme are OK. tubs are ok.
28/28, 28/32, 28/36, 32/32, 32/36 or 36/36 only.
have you decided on a name yet? I think Royce is a nice name..

If you succeed there will be a cash reward!!!

Actually.... we like Monty as we made the baby after getting lashed in the Montpellier pub in Peckham.... thats if its a boy of course.... problem is he'll get the shit kicked out of him in the sacrid heart school on camberwell road for having a poncy name.... might just call him darrell so as he blends in with all the other hooligans

Call him Dremel.
good name that.

dale ;)

Get a life...

Capture a squirrel...

Call him Dremel.
good name that.

I like it. And 'Abdomenizer' as a middle name.

Fucking bored. Don't wanna ride. What can we do?

Visualise riding whilst having a wank?

officially addicted to this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/126949

Fucking bored. Don't wanna ride. What can we do?

Have another coffee?

Visualise riding whilst having a wank?

You are the second person to suggest having a wank.

Have another coffee?

That would kill 10min.

Visualise wanking whilst having a coffee?

My mate suggested wanking in the park, which could lead to arrest. Arrest being a substantial time waster I'm lead to believe.

Finished. Better wipe down the issue desk.

roll over to putters geezer - We could pop in and say hello to Desi, see if Ricky's around

Carb load for a ride in Essex tomorrow maybe...?

I said no bikes mofo.. that would require me getting lost amidst District line trains.

Oh, I forgot your fucking book the other day. Sorry

Tried the Lucho this morning in 'cino form. It wasn't as nice as the blend as an espresso but did quite well sweetened with da milk.

I could just drink all my booze and spend the night in hospital.. that's worked for me before

Carb load for a ride in Essex tomorrow maybe...?

Too many rides tomorrow. Reliability, clubrun, fasteddy's and yours. I'm aiming for the reliability at the moment.