New to the scene

your right, as i said i should be nicer to most people

The sun's come out. For one month, once a year, we'll have an influx of new people above the usual rate. Let's just try and give them a chance. Some of these people are bound to be cool, hang out, get the rounds in, and help others. Yeah some are going to be jerks... but we have no way of really knowing for sure until we give them a chance.

Wise words.

...Though a bit of lurking should give most folk a rough idea of what to expect. It's quite obviously not going to be C+ (most days anyway).

I ate two hundred pounds of ebay in one sitting once, was sick for days.

I got ill after eating some chocolate due to not reading the label that said "Warning: this product was produced in a factory where ebay is handled."

You've got to be careful if someone's eating ebay on a plane as well, due to the ebay particles in the recycled air. Modern life is so complicated.

my drink was spiked with ebay once...not a nice experience.

My Dad fell into a vat of ebay when he was a toddler, now he's immune ;-)

:d

For the prosecution:

c is for noun

s is for verb

Both 'c' and 'noun' come first in the alphabet, so there's no excuse, is there.

I beg to differ - defense is American, defence is English.

lpg is not American (in his defence).

PS. The grammar tip is more for verbs like 'to practise', as I realize there's no verb 'to defense somebody or something', unless it means to take away the role of 'fence' from a criminal middleman.

For the prosecution:

c is for noun

s is for verb

Both 'c' and 'noun' come first in the alphabet, so there's no excuse, is there.

You need a question mark on the end of your final sentence.

Blardy idjiot.

lpg is not American (in his defence).

(in his defenze) ?

You need a question mark on the end of your final sentence.

Blardy idjiot.

It was rhetorical. Fuck off?

It was rhetorical. Fuck off?

No.

unless it means to take away the role of 'fence' from a criminal middleman.

Then that would be hyphenated: 'de-fence'. Or more likely 'arrest'.

Is this the 'scene' he's on about - grammatical anal-ist festival / sausage-party?

You got it.

Is this the 'scene' he's on about - grammatical anal-ist festival / sausage-party?

Word on word sausage wars.

I'm in.

Well at first glance Jimmie Fixie appeared to be the same person as russell, but I like to give the benefit of the doubt wherever possible.

this guys nothing to do with me

^ you're in?!
I can't feel a thing... :-(

Is this the 'scene' he's on about - grammatical anal-ist festival / sausage-party?

Ha!

Should change my username to "Conan_The_Grammarian"

^ you're in?!
I can't feel a thing... :-(

You wait until the balls hit, the front end is pretty worthless, but boy oh boy when them balls hit . . .

this guys nothing to do with me

Ah, ok. Same IP address with zen.co.uk was the basis. But I am well aware that IP address does not mean that it's the same person, and the IP could easily have been re-allocated.

Ah, ok. Same IP address with zen.co.uk was the basis. But I am well aware that IP address does not mean that it's the same person, and the IP could easily have been re-allocated.

I think you are conflating 'Russell' with 'i am russell' ?

I think you are conflating 'Russell' with 'i am russell' ?

im the same person? when i signed up on the new forum i changed my name to "i am russell"