Just A Quick Thanks

christ's fat cock, what in the name of fuck is that?

jesus christ mother of mary.

"the orchestra is playing yellow cocktail music, and the opera of voices pitches a key higher. Laughter is easier minute by minute, spilled with prodigality, tipped out at a cheerful word"

in some dark corner of my psyche i may or may not be actually JEALOUS. but i can't quite figure out why.

Hellishly twitchy . . . .

How long is the stem ?

I'd say about 80mm, but it has a 45 degree rise, i think. I don't have a set-square (?) to hand though so i'm not sure. A lotta rise. And it's on top of a lot of spacers.

When I first put it together I thought it was the ugliest looking thing i'd ever seen, even considered selling the frame. Now i'm used to it though and the fun-ness outweighs the ridicule I will likely receive. Every day.

PJ, you can have a go on it if you come to polo or south london drinks. :)

asm, your new whip is mad sickness... Bravo!

salutes

If only i had arrospok. Then I might rival even you!

PJ, you can have a go on it if you come to polo or south london drinks. :)

do i have to wear yellow?

Yes, but it can be something hidden, like underpants, a sock (but not 2), or an ironic lapel badge.

not going to be around till next weekend, got tonne of work to catch up on...

i save the excitement till then. .

salutes

If only i had arrospok. Then I might rival even you!

I'm thinkin' about floggin' it actually... White bike was soooo light 'til I Arrospok'd it... I may go back to spokes for next south beers... Good to see you in all your slave shizness today! ;)

^ a compelling reason to spray my bike blue (& buy a cape)

...and to eat bananas.

every alert for the call to action, -e-r-i-c- asm is bananaman!

:)

:)

ASM + BLB crank remover.

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"Riders in fixie-gear-wheeled slave bikes use
a street code of odd socks, much like other
gangs, only with less man-made fabrics."*

That shit is well-slaved.
Man, my slave would love that shit.
Holla at the Slave boy.
Look at that Slave shit.
Boy, you be riding some proper slavery on that.
The slaves would be proud.
You got slaved!

lol

*
"Riders in fixie-gear-wheeled slave bikes use
a street code of odd socks, much like other
gangs, only with less man-made fabrics."*

Facts - and well put.

I have two pairs of matching odd socks.

Look at that Slave shit.

T-shirt please - medium.

Looks like we got ourselves a super hero !

*"Riders in fixie-gear-wheeled slave bikes use
a street code of odd socks, much like other
gangs, only with less man-made fabrics.
Although nominally docile creatures, a
'fixie-riding slave-boy (or girl)' (fixicus
slavorem/a) will make use of garish colours
& unusual garment choices to ward off
potential predators."*

All i can say is, thank god that my necklace was hidden by my jacket, and also that i chose not to wear the space jacket yeterday. That would have dragged out this critique session almost indefinitely...

Haha i was contemplating doing that myself.

Haha i was contemplating doing that myself.

You need to spend less time on this forum and more time solving crime.

you mean more time angle-grinding crime.

shit's slave.