Wankenger of the year awards

Fancy her?? What part of "she makes my blood boil" sounds at all amorous?

Raif is gonna win that show hands down, smug Claire can go back to plucking her eyebrows

Sirralan never gives the job to a posh boy. No Way.

You lot have been prophecising the demise of BLB for so long now, and yet they don't seem to have been affected at all. Give it up.

who tagged this hacked2 should win? i want names, addresses, and your lawyers contact info asap.

You lot have been prophecising the demise of BLB for so long now, and yet they don't seem to have been affected at all. Give it up.

thanks shoreditch hipster!

thanks shoreditch hipster!

they're selling an empty box?!?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CAmpagnolo-Triomphe-Headset-box_W0QQitemZ150235906713QQihZ005QQcategoryZ56194QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262

Oh. My. God.

Has it really come to this?

they're selling an empty box?!?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CAmpagnolo-Triomphe-Headset-box_W0QQitemZ150235906713QQihZ005QQcategoryZ56194QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262

£3.50 p&p too - that's a heavy fuckin' empty box

yes, i'm really tempted to ask them if they are having a laugh.

they seriously can't be serious.

Maybe the box is full of expensive and trendy east end air.

NOS campag air perhaps?

its not as light as the new stuff, thats why the shipping is so high

hahah i don't even have a bike, and i live in miltonkeynes. shoreditch hipster indeed, I don't even know where brick lane is. Just think its funny you lot moan on and on about a place to no avail. u trendy cunts.

Then why are you here?

I could go onto horse riding forums and say the same. "I don't have a horse and you lot are all cunts for spending your time nattering about Billie's Saddle Emporium in the New Forest."

But if I did that then I would look like a bit of a cunt myself.

hahah i don't even have a bike, and i live in miltonkeynes.

Hardly anyone there rides a bike, it's no surprise you don't. But it is a surprise that you've bothered to read all this stuff about how BLB may or may not be this or that.

Hardly anyone there rides a bike, it's no surprise you don't. But it is a surprise that you've bothered to read all this stuff about how BLB may or may not be this or that.

subrbia is hell, I'm not surprised that he tries to escape it by imagining the wonderful hip urban hot spot that is BLB via this fourm

To be fair, Milton Keynes is a shithole, so living vicariously is probably a good option for many of it's inhabitants (even if Brick Lane is the desired location)

I've got love for Leighton Buzzard though...

yeah you're all right of course. Still think your a bunch of trendy wankers. Hodges is right, cyclists are grumpy white fascists, properties compounded by your cunting fixieness. you know its true.

subrbia is hell, I'm not surprised that he tries to escape it by imagining the wonderful hip urban hot spot that is BLB via this fourm

Milton Keynes has always struck me as being like a little bit of the US of A's suburban swathes. Right down to the large numbers of god botherers, and loads of good places to skate.

yeah you're all right of course. Still think your a bunch of trendy wankers. Hodges is right, cyclists are grumpy white fascists, properties compounded by your cunting fixieness. you know its true.

know it, i own it. I'm writing a fixie piece for vice, spending money at american apparel, buying bigger glasses, and painting about the suffering of the newest trendy suffers in an abstract way using only shades of pink as we type

Milton Keynes has always struck me as being like a little bit of the US of A's suburban swathes. Right down to the large numbers of god botherers, and loads of good places to skate.

good places to skate were missing from the shit hole American suburb i grew up in.

yeah you're all right of course. Still think your a bunch of trendy wankers. Hodges is right, cyclists are grumpy white fascists, properties compounded by your cunting fixieness. you know its true.

cue tumbleweed

cue your mum

milton keynes, omg, explains a lot!!

such highbrow wit does not below here