London 2012 Olympics

Desecration of Dumbledore's memory.

jessie j has a lovley beetle bonnet

Jessie J just replaced bojo as person I would most like to kill in the face

Get Barry George on the line - there's one last job to do.

Such a shame he's dead ... He'd have shown 'em all.

he's turning in his grave as we type

If we're quick we can attach magnets and power this stadium.

jessie j has got a fantastic beetle bonnet

shhhhhhhh Greek national anthem

#bestbit

this really is one big cluster fuck

Now this bit is your fault Apollo

I will not mock someone else's anthem.

Let me know when it starts.

I've never seen jessie j before - does she only ever wear clothes that make her look naked from a distance?

Never heard Muse before

Did they used to be The Bolshoi in the 80's?

I could murder a kebab right now.

jessie j has got a fantastic Easter bonnet.

So the Queen bailed on tonight's show. Smart cookie.

She's going HALO on this one

tbh i expect a giant tzatziki man showing up in the middle and dacing breakdance or something along these lines

where's the plug?

i mean we had a squid

We still have samba to come.

Carnival, and all that.

whats so bad about it?

lazy stereotyping, how British

tbh i expect a giant tzatziki man showing up in the middle and dacing breakdance or something along these lines

tzatziki > buraczki

Making an origami mess of the flag