London 2012 Olympics

I've put the kettle on and the LFGSS isn't even screwed.

I've had to switch it off - is it still shit ?

These costumes are quite cool

Bollocks, I'm going to iron a shirt

Steady on!

I'm going to iron my bollocks - less painful than this

Nothing can now make it unshit.

It's the spectacle of a trainwreck that keeps me glued.

Finally a decent song and the sound is for shit

They saved the best sound for Wand Erection by the sound of it.

Tricky up next

That would be good.

I got a letter from the government the other day.

Tricky up next

According to your leaked list it's Ed Sheeran?!? next, who the fuck is he?

Get Annie lennox, make her act like Jack Sparrow's mad auntie. Great.

This Annie Lennox cover was mildly amusing as a Todd Terry remix oddity but that was beyond rotten

Oh fuck. It's a ginger bloke with a guitar that has escaped from Byron Bay on his gap year to make it back in time for the closing ceremony.

^ I think he's sweet.

fall fall fall ! ! !

Such a shame, the Olympics have been truly fantastic but someone had to fuck it up.
It's like whoever organised this shindig had to need to urinate on the entire fucking planet.

Aw, Pogo from Grange Hill's been reduced to busking.

Worst wedding reception ever.
Get some Lionel Ritchie, Rod Stewart and Whitney Houston on.

So we've got one of Pink Floyd (on drums), one of Genesis (on guitar), someone from The Feeling (on bass)... and this absolute cunt up front.

Sigh.

"Stunning collaboration" apparently.

that's what was missing, a heroine/sex addict that supports WHU.

no words

Is this Russell Brand?

It is!

What is WHU?

What the fuck ?
Am I tripping ?