Twitter

It's no catbinllady. http://twitter.com/catbinlady
It's also suspiciously racist...

http://www.exquisitetweets.com/collection/abscond/152

Briilliant

http://www.exquisitetweets.com/collection/abscond/152

Briilliant

Awesome. We need more like this.

@Parry_Man

@pistaboy.

Awesome. We need more like this.

+1

Bored office people and gossipy schoolgirls.

It's no catbinllady. http://twitter.com/catbinlady
It's also suspiciously racist...

Why was this so fecking funny?

My niece is insisting the tiles I've handed her weren't brought down by the bad weather. Now I'm not allowed to use her bathroom any more.

Retweet this please: http://twitter.com/#!/buro9/status/33413612382982144

Send it far and wide.

Retweet this please: http://twitter.com/#!/buro9/status/33413612382982144

Send it far and wide.

done

@Clever_Pun

Retweet this please: http://twitter.com/#!/buro9/status/33413612382982144

Send it far and wide.

Also done!

Done

@eastendimages

Done

@timjcross

would do it but only signed up to twitter recently and not had time to use it properly or work out what it is for. Like facebook im struggling to see the point to some degree. therefore buro9 is my only follower so far/person im following.

@jaitchjaitch incase anyone wants to add me and ill retweet it now and see if i can get into it.

Done

@generallucifer

done
@nanosheath

nanosheath?

Is that like a tiny rubber johnny?

You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCWrLwqgv7E&feature=related12:40
in this clip.

You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...
don't stop, you sweet talking bitch!

I have so many cultural blind spots in my life...

I've never watched a single episode of The Thick of It.

I'd offer to lend you the DVD of season 1+2 that I had. But I can't find it.

thick of it is genius.

on a more twitterish note, lovely new app for twitter on iphone, not the most funtional, but definately a good addition to any desk.

trickle

Nice one. I wish I had friends to follow.

i run a seperate list on trickle, as its good for news/blogs/tech articles which i find really annoyingly fill up your timeline using other clients, so when i check tweetie or something, i only view my friends' feeds.