What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

and those two are way down the pecking order tbh

if I'd walked round my old 'manor' like that after the pub's had shut I would have got hurt

And that's better is it?!?!

^^^^^That’s their dream. The whole world’s a stage, but they don’t stray west of Columbia Road.
It is beyond parody/satire. It is beyond science. It is beyond even them. They think they’re doing it right, but nobody really knows how to play that game right, which is why all hipster-savages like them are identikit clone-mongs and very drab. It’s OK to be drab. They need a stroke and reassurance that it’s OK to not live like Gilbert & George.

^^^^^That’s their dream. The whole world’s a stage, but they don’t stray west of Columbia Road.
It is beyond parody/satire. It is beyond science. It is beyond even them. They think they’re doing it right, but nobody really knows how to play that game right, which is why all hipster-savages like them are identikit clone-mongs and very drab. It’s OK to be drab. They need a stroke and reassurance that it’s OK to not live like Gilbert & George.

or Pearl and Dean...............oh hang on

Painful, self congratulatory awfulness. It really is beyond parody...and they're too into their onanistic internet lives to ever, ever realise it.

It would be very interesting to have an honest conversation with these people. Find out what it is that drew them to build this identikit world for themselves. Are they even aware of it? I'm guessing the posting of 'dickhead's cool' video means they might not be (i'd also like to know if they're even aware of the irony there!!) I wonder if living in a world where opinions, taste and style are pre-constructed is similar to living in a cult. Actually the more I think about it, it's all getting a bit 'matrixey'

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are they scientologists?

It would be very interesting to have an honest conversation with these people. Find out what it is that drew them to build this identikit world for themselves. Are they even aware of it? I'm guessing the posting of 'dickhead's cool' video means they might not be (i'd also like to know if they're even aware of the irony there!!) I wonder if living in a world where opinions, taste and style are pre-constructed is similar to living in a cult. Actually the more I think about it, it's all getting a bit 'matrixey'

They make amazing patatas bravas.

They make amazing patatas bravas.

thats chips right?

thats chips right?

Yeah, but like more authentic.

Painful, self congratulatory awfulness. It really is beyond parody...and they're too into their onanistic internet lives to ever, ever realise it.

I think they will realise it, one day.

I think they'll wake up, realise what frightful cunts they've made of themselves and just creep under the nearest brick to sob and cringe.

They'll separate after she fucks her best mate who always pretended to be gay and he has a fling with a girl who's identical to his mooning identikit girlfriend. They'll blog the breakup in the most bilious way imaginable then lose interest as a new fad will come along to engross their shallow minds, but years later these hideous images will bob to the surface like the bloated corpse from a dreadful era and haunt them forever as people scream with hysterics about what utter, utter arseholes these people used to be and probably still will be.

I think they will realise it, one day.

I think they'll wake up, realise what frightful cunts they've made of themselves and just creep under the nearest brick to sob and cringe.

They'll separate after she fucks her best mate who always pretended to be gay and he has a fling with a girl who's identical to his mooning identikit girlfriend. They'll blog the breakup in the most bilious way imaginable then lose interest as a new fad will come along to engross their shallow minds, but years later these hideous images will bob to the surface like the bloated corpse from a dreadful era and haunt them forever as people scream with hysterics about what utter, utter arseholes these people used to be and probably still will be.

That would be pleasing, although I'd prefer more casual violence.

I think they will realise it, one day.

I think they'll wake up, realise what frightful cunts they've made of themselves and just creep under the nearest brick to sob and cringe.
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But that's just it, they won't. People like this get so wrapped up in this whole bubble of conforming to their social group and being(in their mind) ubercool that the real world just passes them by. Their idols are equally cunty: Alexa Chung, Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse, any cunt in an indie band, Russell Brand etc, etc

they're a 'not quite as trendy as they think they are' couple trying to wangle some kind of job out of a aspirational blog - good luck to em

But that's just it, they won't. People like this get so wrapped up in this whole bubble of conforming to their social group and being(in their mind) ubercool that the real world just passes them by. Their idols are equally cunty: Alexa Chung, Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse, any cunt in an indie band, Russell Brand etc, etc

I'm honestly horrified.

Can we start a new TV show for these people?

'The Only Way is Dignitas'.

Sent them the link to this thread, that'll learn them.

Sent them the link to this thread, that'll learn them.
good man

But that's just it, they won't. People like this get so wrapped up in this whole bubble of conforming to their social group and being(in their mind) ubercool that the real world just passes them by. Their idols are equally cunty: Alexa Chung, Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse, any cunt in an indie band, Russell Brand etc, etc

would.

I bet their mates in The West Midlands think that they are both fuckin ace!! You can imagine these two cunts 'goin back home' and having a BBQ with mates, late into the night all drinking wine from the bottle, sitting round a campfire telling them all stories about how cool London is and how they saw Lily Allen on Portobello Rd or Bryan Ferry's son looking at loafers in Spitalfields....You know what I mean, like the sort of cunts you get on Jamie Olivers programmes, all kissing his arse and pretending to be his mates

would.

Mate, if you saw her in the flesh, you wouldnt. Her legs are thinner than my cock

Mate, if you saw her in the flesh, you wouldnt. Her legs are thinner than my cock

reported

"Cleaning the house in our underpants" post pics or it never happend

Mate, if you saw her in the flesh, you wouldnt. Her legs are thinner than my cock

Ha ha, a damning indictment.

I think they will realise it, one day.

I think they'll wake up, realise what frightful cunts they've made of themselves and just creep under the nearest brick to sob and cringe.

They'll separate after she fucks her best mate who always pretended to be gay and he has a fling with a girl who's identical to his mooning identikit girlfriend. They'll blog the breakup in the most bilious way imaginable then lose interest as a new fad will come along to engross their shallow minds, but years later these hideous images will bob to the surface like the bloated corpse from a dreadful era and haunt them forever as people scream with hysterics about what utter, utter arseholes these people used to be and probably still will be.

:-D

Opened a bit of a pandora's box with this didn't I...