What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

apparently this an example of a new trend for something called couple blogging.

This is a rationale for more bullying in schools

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

apparently this an example of a new trend for something called couple blogging.

This makes me want to fucking die. There is something about living in the capital city that turns nice, ordinary young people into narcissistic fuckwads. Who gives a fucking shit?

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

apparently this an example of a new trend for something called couple blogging.

Dear fuckin God! This is truly painful, could these two cunts be any more cliched?!?

If I ever see them* out I'd like to stab them both in the eyes with a blunt pair of scissors after I've cut his fuckin hair off! The tatty haired 'look at me' cunt!

*not that I would cos I don't hang out in the cunty places these two tits frequent

**insert 'Being A Dickhead's Cool' Youtube clip

It's got to be a piss take. It's got to be.

If it's not....

...I want to take this cunt on in the octagon!

You'd presume they shop at kooples or whatever it's called?

He might be the nicest bloke on the planet but he just reeks of: 'I need a kickin!'

It's got to be a piss take. It's got to be.

If it's not....

...I want to take this cunt on in the octagon!

dude definitely deserves a right hander

they got all upset when people left mean comments

I'd like to hide that fucker's hair dryer.

That'd learn him.

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

No

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should be in the 'what to wear if you want to get mugged, insulted or assaulted' thread

What a fuckin surprise:

*'He's partial to a cup of hot black coffee and designs for print and web at a creative agency in Hoxton, which is nice. When he's not sat in front of his mac he can usually be found in a pub watching a band with a beer in hand, or at home reading Chuck Palahniuk (or something equally as dark and satirical). He has an aversion to baggy jeans.'*

I hate these two cunts

Whip-around to buy him some socks.

Dear fuckin God! This is truly painful, could these two cunts be any more cliched?!?

If I ever see them* out I'd like to stab them both in the eyes with a blunt pair of scissors after I've cut his fuckin hair off! The tatty haired 'look at me' cunt!

*not that I would cos I don't hang out in the cunty places these two tits frequent

**insert 'Being A Dickhead's Cool' Youtube clip

Ohhhhh, the irony!!!

http://www.louderthansilence.com/2010/09/being-dickheads-cool.html

I've left a comment, doubt they'll publish it

It's the photos where he is stood by a wall looking blank and vague, like a heavily medicated patient, and then they swap places and strike a pose and the other one snaps away with the hipstermatic while she looks equally blank and vague and medicated, they're the pictures that really, truly grate. It's the photographic equivalent of his 'n' hers anoraks.

If I went ferreting through my parents photo albums and found that lot of shit lurking in their past I'd kill them with a hammer and burn down the house.

Ohhhhh, the irony!!!

http://www.louderthansilence.com/2010/09/being-dickheads-cool.html

I imagine that they are now being treated to a tsunami of public loathing.

This is their only retort.

The aestheticization of the everyday. It’s all about the trivialities of life made haute-banal, which in lesser hands would be outright mundane. The bloggers are the real deal. Every moment is purely engineered precision, spontaneous yet meticulously researched. Affectationists.

I can’t wait to read every word and wince.

Get you!

lol

What a fuckin surprise:

*'He's partial to a cup of hot black coffee and designs for print and web at a creative agency in Hoxton, which is nice. When he's not sat in front of his mac he can usually be found in a pub watching a band with a beer in hand, or at home reading Chuck Palahniuk (or something equally as dark and satirical). He has an aversion to baggy jeans.'*

Fuck's sake. Basically, they like anything that's considered 'cool' in their peer group.

They'd eat poached dog eggs on toast if Wallpaper said it was the in thing.

So you're saying they've moved on from Vice?

By the way I wouldn't advocate punching this bloke.. I really don't know where that impulse comes from. You aggressive oafs.