What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%
Graeme - 30%
Surf Punk - 11%
FreeBornAde - 19%

I can't even do well at this ! :-(

Instant points, just saying...

I scored 27% but think it is only because Iam so old that some of the stuff I have been doing for ever has now become Hip. It was certainly not hip the first time round ...

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Surf Punk - 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
Splat 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Graeme - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

Lots of list idiots on this page.

in my defence I didn't put my name in that list.

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Surf Punk - 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
Splat 27%
Cedywedy - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Graeme - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

Glad I haven't beaten Graeme

I've clearly been doing it wrong.

grow a mustache and learn how to stare, ....lovingly.

scoot, what a fucking hipster

doing graphic design for parties at the old blue last!

Yes yes, I know sigh one of said posters has even featured on this thread already.

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Surf Punk - 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
Splat 27%
Cedywedy - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Graeme - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Nhattattack- 43% FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

How the hell am I more of a hipster than Xander?!

its the moustache!

^^ I might text him, it will totally ruin his holiday.

i'm not on holiday, but if I was, it would be ruined.

grow a mustache and learn how to stare, ....lovingly.

oh, balance has been restored. I'm less of a hipster than EEI

I doubt it. You're a vegan.

yep, but I was vegan before it was cool.

oh. wait...

Aha!

Foiled!

oh, balance has been restored. I have shaved the 'tache off

good work

YouTube - ‪"Times I Tried To Be A Hipster?" Tales Of Mere Existence‬‏

I prefer to display my hipsterism in basis points.

percentages are a bit mainstream.

burn him.

i don't have my specs on, had to zoom in to double check that didn't say 'bum him'

crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Surf Punk - 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
louis ∆ - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
Splat 27%
Cedywedy - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Graeme - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Nhattattack- 43% FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

(but the test never asked if i had a triangle in my lfgss name, so its all off kilter)