What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

it's taken nearly 3 pages of this shit for you all to realise the questionnaire is a bit pony?

/cries

To be fair a hipster test based on the lyrics of a song is hardly scientifically valid.

cough

Just make a new list and give anyone who participated 100%!
Obviously they were all eager to get on the VIP hipster list in the first place, to take up that test.

TS 24% is BS. He blatently got like 90% or summat.

Yes, but he's being ironic about it.

mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

How am I only 65%? Im a complete hipster dickhead. Questionnaire fail

It's bad that we're both top, we hang out to much in london fields. I think your longboard should give you an extra few points too.

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

5% is about where I was expecting to be. The result may also be skewed. I have a moustache but not in isolation. I'd argue a full beard is less hipster.

I was equally upset. I think if the questions were more along the lines of 'how many items of American Apparel do you own' and 'how many of these bands have you heard of' it would be much more accurate.

By the sounds of it your version of hipster is three years out of date, hence low score. Do keep up ;-)

I'd argue a full beard is less hipster.

Whatever you say, Will, whatever you say.

I'm not sure why you scored so little, Josh. If something looks like a hipster and talks like a hipster then must be a hipster.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2011/jul/10/young-gay-americans-in-pictures

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Longboards are not hipster surely

TS 24% is BS. He blatently got like 90% or summat.

That's what I was thinking, he must be knockin on the 60's...in real life

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

How am I only 65%? Im a complete hipster dickhead. Questionnaire fail

Jim, don't you get a bonus for having tattooed our current hipster king (Roy)?

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

Longboards are not hipster surely

never seen him ride it, he just carries it around london fields.

Are those hipster verisons of you and yasi?

^^^^ I for one would wear t-shirt with adorned with my airbrushed mug.

Ha, no Michael.

just spots likeness

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

Bored of these lists now, I just want to see crumpy's Peugeot! It's all I want in life!

Hipster List Backlash

i was on the hipster list before it was cool?