What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

My gears fairly high (48x18) and I do sprint up hills! I don't want mega muscles just a little definition and less wobble would be nice :)

This is me just hanging with my buddies

Which ball-sack are you?

Jesus H Christ

I've always wondered why is there a H in that?

My gears fairly high (48x18) and I do sprint up hills! I don't want mega muscles just a little definition and less wobble would be nice :)

I guess last resort is weights, but surely there's more important things in life to worry about. You probably do have fairly toned legs, ^^^but pictures like the above make you feel inadequate.

Is your mum called Mick?

My old workmate Mick used to call him that too, can't be coincidence.

nah mate. my mum's name is dave.

Jesus H Christ

I've always wondered why is there a H in that?

Holy

Herbert

H for Herbert.

I've got fairly toned thighs (not calves, they are still blobs of fat) and they don't look very ladylike when paired with a short girly dress.

i thought it was 'haysoos' - y'know, for the latin market.

Curse you spotter!

I guess last resort is weights, but surely there's more important things in life to worry about.

Indeed, I'm only half-serious. Have bigger things to worry about! Like Armani making cycling videos. shudder

Jesus, Hatbeard is Christ!

Hahahaha repped

Hahahaha repped

YESSS I need more rep! Sorry for derailing everyone - I'm in a very chatty mood it seems (home alone, again).

nah mate. my mum's name is dave.

My mum's name is Dave! Surely this can't be a coincidence?

They look like Chris Crash's apprentices.

He had a full goate, but repeated teabagging has worn it away

Shouldn't laugh, but hey!

MIGHT be directing the video for the above (he's said he's definitely doing the next single but I'm not entirely sure what the single is). My money's on this though. Or potentially The Bay.

Some friend. I managed to miss this coming out:

Metronomy - The Bay on Vimeo

Blown. Away.

In fact. Gonna have to cross post it. Sorry hippy.

fucking hell

YouTube - ‪ARMANI Campaign - Bike by Justin Anderson‬‏

reminds me of this

YouTube - ‪Benny Benassi - Satisfaction‬‏

Your friend directed that!? That's amazing! Does he need an intern?

i just read epic fail! some major cross postage occurring