What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Under a different name but this video sums it up pretty well.....
YouTube - Being a Dickhead's Cool

jimo has had a power cut, we'll let it go this time.

oh no, too late.

ahhhhh, the bike parts by the ice rink right? what "club" is that at the end? don't recognize it.

The part at the start with the boarded up building behind her is in Splott. The bike bit is down on the Barage just by the new skate park and the 'club' is the Cardiff Arts Institute. Same place as where the Rollapaluza is hosted. I'm glad I didn't go to the gig, a waste of the £2 entry.

huh?

Xander. 6pt's question.

This one serious, though. Love it.

Urgh I recognise that guy on the left I think. I had a houseparty two years ago and this motherfucker turned up and flyered it with adverts for his exhibition. Who flyers a fucking houseparty?

Oh, I'm sure you know them. Shame on you!

(certain photo)

(found in the same photostream off chance)

Who flyers a fucking houseparty?

Art students' house parties are where the target audience congregate.
I miss them.

Oh man that's three strikes on the hipster thread now. For shame.

I know Ted, who takes the photos, but I have never associated with those dickheads above.

Only teasing.

Hah I didn't really mind love, no worries :)

Shoo! Don't you have enough attention?

ps. you're not hip enough in that photo, so no entry to the hipsters' hall of fame.

^bw owser

urgh i recognise that guy on the left i think. I had a houseparty two years ago and this motherfucker turned up and flyered it with adverts for his exhibition. Who flyers a fucking houseparty?

"backbrake mountian" ??? a real BROMANCE THERE!

the tippical hipster girlfriend on her best:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9On3-x6YRfI/TBE7c9OeitI/AAAAAAAADcU/KAu3cgOl9EQ/s1600/fat-hipster-girl.jpg

GUIDE TO FUCK HIPPSTER HOOOOOS!
So you’re are a square or a bro and you wanna fuck those arty girls, but realize that you’re too mainstream to hit that shit? Don’t fret, we got you covered with 8 easy steps to getting that alt chick into your bed.

1. Have a project going on. You know that cousin who plays the ukulele in that psychill band, LunarTeat? Let them play a show in your garage and promote the hell out of it using words like “avant-garde,” “dissonance” and “nuanced.” Hang some tampons on the wall and you’ve got a ravewave scene that will help make sure you smush before the second set.
   
2. Have loot. Girls are girls. No matter how many times they claim to reject materialism, those drinks aren’t going to pay for themselves. Don’t flaunt your money, but always have enough cash so you have an excuse to leave somewhere with a chick. “Oh you wanna get out of here and get a slice of pizza?” Now you have a chick alone and you just made a spontaneous date for like $10. Beware of paying for too much stuff, because then you can fall into the “generous friend” category and that will leave you broke and not laid, which is the worst ever.
   
3. Have drugs. You don’t need to be an addict, but definitely have a little box at your house with weed, some stimulant (coke or Adderall), a depressant (Xanax) and a flask of whiskey. Once you figure out a girl’s choice of poison, casually drop that you have a bag/pill/joint at the crib if she’s down. Let her bring one friend if necessary, which will her feel more safe knowing she won’t get murdered. More than one friend or a male bring-along = you’re not hooking up tonight. ABORT! ABORT!
   
4. Groom to look like “us” not “them.” Your city is full of idiot college kids who look like their parents have been dressing them all their lives, so when they finally get the freedom to pick their own wardrobe, they come out with socks and sandle combinations that make vaginas get Sahara-Desert-dry. Be a big boy and read Vice Magazine, Street Boners and other hipster publications to learn the look and recreate it.
   
5. Have tea. Get green tea to show you care about anti-oxidants and some peachy stuff to show you’re comfortable enough with your masculinity to drink something that bros think is “faggy.” Make sure it costs at least $10 per package – fair trade is best.
   
6. Be funny. This is not to be confused with being a clown. Clowns are monkey-men that do tricks for girls and then are dismissed. Clowns do not get laid. Instead, learn the ability to crack jokes about whatever’s going on around you. For example, if a drink is good, say, “This mango juice is so good, I want to fuck it. But since it’s mango juice and I’m a man, I can’t. Now I know what unrequited love must feel like.” This is good because you used “unrequited” (so eloquent!), drink mango juice (so cosmopolitan!) and you want to fuck fruit (so irreverant!).
   
7. Go to the right spots. There are different sub-genres of hipsters around your city that you’ll find at different spots*:
   The Hexagon Bar = disheveled hipster girls (scruff beard and tighter pants).
   Lyle’s = Skate, metal, snowhoe hipster girls (buy gear at Familia Skate Shop).
   Namaste Cafe = hippy hipster girls (wear a gem).
   First Ave. = drunk hipster girls (bring pendant, wear vintage).
   
8. Be friends with hipster homos. Hot hipster girls normally have hipster gay dudes around because they dress well, party a lot and won’t try to finger fuck them if they pass out in the crib. Make sure you’re always cool to the homos and if they like you, they will throw so much pussy on your plate that you’ll be eating for weeks! Befriending gay dudes is super easy, and as an added benefit, they’ll help you feng shui your apartment and...dress better? (see #4).
   

"backbrake mountian" ??? a real BROMANCE THERE!

Eh?

^ tl;tr

Under a different name but this video sums it up pretty well.....
YouTube - Being a Dickhead's Cool

Only about 6months old and posted about 48 times

GUIDE TO FUCK HIPPSTER HOOOOOS!
So you’re are a square or a bro and you wanna fuck those arty girls, but realize that you’re too mainstream to hit that shit? Don’t fret, we got you covered with 8 easy steps to getting that alt chick into your bed.

1. Have a project going on. You know that cousin who plays the ukulele in that psychill band, LunarTeat? Let them play a show in your garage and promote the hell out of it using words like “avant-garde,” “dissonance” and “nuanced.” Hang some tampons on the wall and you’ve got a ravewave scene that will help make sure you smush before the second set.
   
2. Have loot. Girls are girls. No matter how many times they claim to reject materialism, those drinks aren’t going to pay for themselves. Don’t flaunt your money, but always have enough cash so you have an excuse to leave somewhere with a chick. “Oh you wanna get out of here and get a slice of pizza?” Now you have a chick alone and you just made a spontaneous date for like $10. Beware of paying for too much stuff, because then you can fall into the “generous friend” category and that will leave you broke and not laid, which is the worst ever.
   
3. Have drugs. You don’t need to be an addict, but definitely have a little box at your house with weed, some stimulant (coke or Adderall), a depressant (Xanax) and a flask of whiskey. Once you figure out a girl’s choice of poison, casually drop that you have a bag/pill/joint at the crib if she’s down. Let her bring one friend if necessary, which will her feel more safe knowing she won’t get murdered. More than one friend or a male bring-along = you’re not hooking up tonight. ABORT! ABORT!
   
4. Groom to look like “us” not “them.” Your city is full of idiot college kids who look like their parents have been dressing them all their lives, so when they finally get the freedom to pick their own wardrobe, they come out with socks and sandle combinations that make vaginas get Sahara-Desert-dry. Be a big boy and read Vice Magazine, Street Boners and other hipster publications to learn the look and recreate it.
   
5. Have tea. Get green tea to show you care about anti-oxidants and some peachy stuff to show you’re comfortable enough with your masculinity to drink something that bros think is “faggy.” Make sure it costs at least $10 per package – fair trade is best.
   
6. Be funny. This is not to be confused with being a clown. Clowns are monkey-men that do tricks for girls and then are dismissed. Clowns do not get laid. Instead, learn the ability to crack jokes about whatever’s going on around you. For example, if a drink is good, say, “This mango juice is so good, I want to fuck it. But since it’s mango juice and I’m a man, I can’t. Now I know what unrequited love must feel like.” This is good because you used “unrequited” (so eloquent!), drink mango juice (so cosmopolitan!) and you want to fuck fruit (so irreverant!).
   
7. Go to the right spots. There are different sub-genres of hipsters around your city that you’ll find at different spots*:
   The Hexagon Bar = disheveled hipster girls (scruff beard and tighter pants).
   Lyle’s = Skate, metal, snowhoe hipster girls (buy gear at Familia Skate Shop).
   Namaste Cafe = hippy hipster girls (wear a gem).
   First Ave. = drunk hipster girls (bring pendant, wear vintage).
   
8. Be friends with hipster homos. Hot hipster girls normally have hipster gay dudes around because they dress well, party a lot and won’t try to finger fuck them if they pass out in the crib. Make sure you’re always cool to the homos and if they like you, they will throw so much pussy on your plate that you’ll be eating for weeks! Befriending gay dudes is super easy, and as an added benefit, they’ll help you feng shui your apartment and...dress better? (see #4).
   
   

tl;dr is this basically saying hipsters are shit and we should laugh at them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnCiTSzYHRM

GUIDE TO FUCK HIPPSTER HOOOOOS!
So you’re are a square or a bro and you wanna fuck those arty girls, but realize that you’re too mainstream to hit that shit? Don’t fret, we got you covered with 8 easy steps to getting that alt chick into your bed.

1. Have a project going on. You know that cousin who plays the ukulele in that psychill band, LunarTeat? Let them play a show in your garage and promote the hell out of it using words like “avant-garde,” “dissonance” and “nuanced.” Hang some tampons on the wall and you’ve got a ravewave scene that will help make sure you smush before the second set.
   
2. Have loot. Girls are girls. No matter how many times they claim to reject materialism, those drinks aren’t going to pay for themselves. Don’t flaunt your money, but always have enough cash so you have an excuse to leave somewhere with a chick. “Oh you wanna get out of here and get a slice of pizza?” Now you have a chick alone and you just made a spontaneous date for like $10. Beware of paying for too much stuff, because then you can fall into the “generous friend” category and that will leave you broke and not laid, which is the worst ever.
   
3. Have drugs. You don’t need to be an addict, but definitely have a little box at your house with weed, some stimulant (coke or Adderall), a depressant (Xanax) and a flask of whiskey. Once you figure out a girl’s choice of poison, casually drop that you have a bag/pill/joint at the crib if she’s down. Let her bring one friend if necessary, which will her feel more safe knowing she won’t get murdered. More than one friend or a male bring-along = you’re not hooking up tonight. ABORT! ABORT!
   
4. Groom to look like “us” not “them.” Your city is full of idiot college kids who look like their parents have been dressing them all their lives, so when they finally get the freedom to pick their own wardrobe, they come out with socks and sandle combinations that make vaginas get Sahara-Desert-dry. Be a big boy and read Vice Magazine, Street Boners and other hipster publications to learn the look and recreate it.
   
5. Have tea. Get green tea to show you care about anti-oxidants and some peachy stuff to show you’re comfortable enough with your masculinity to drink something that bros think is “faggy.” Make sure it costs at least $10 per package – fair trade is best.
   
6. Be funny. This is not to be confused with being a clown. Clowns are monkey-men that do tricks for girls and then are dismissed. Clowns do not get laid. Instead, learn the ability to crack jokes about whatever’s going on around you. For example, if a drink is good, say, “This mango juice is so good, I want to fuck it. But since it’s mango juice and I’m a man, I can’t. Now I know what unrequited love must feel like.” This is good because you used “unrequited” (so eloquent!), drink mango juice (so cosmopolitan!) and you want to fuck fruit (so irreverant!).
   
7. Go to the right spots. There are different sub-genres of hipsters around your city that you’ll find at different spots*:
   The Hexagon Bar = disheveled hipster girls (scruff beard and tighter pants).
   Lyle’s = Skate, metal, snowhoe hipster girls (buy gear at Familia Skate Shop).
   Namaste Cafe = hippy hipster girls (wear a gem).
   First Ave. = drunk hipster girls (bring pendant, wear vintage).
   
8. Be friends with hipster homos. Hot hipster girls normally have hipster gay dudes around because they dress well, party a lot and won’t try to finger fuck them if they pass out in the crib. Make sure you’re always cool to the homos and if they like you, they will throw so much pussy on your plate that you’ll be eating for weeks! Befriending gay dudes is super easy, and as an added benefit, they’ll help you feng shui your apartment and...dress better? (see #4).
   
   

It's like someone ate hipster runoff and vommed it up without the satire.

no just dead easy became one! just transform and became part the herd!

I'm sure easier way to get* those arty girls* is to read a book or two in your life.

fucken iTR3VOR!!!

hahaahah VOGUE and csomopolitan do not count as book bwoy!!!! try something diferent like, "DUMMYES GUIDE TO GROW A PERSONALITY" or something like that... you know...but because cos maybe,Tolstoj or Fyodor dostoyevsky are to intelectual for you i recon you could stick with
PEPPA PIG colouring books, you also might get some wardrove tips! ROGER THAT?