What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

i'm still just a shy teenager who can't fit in, but i guess all this makes you lot feel high n mighty putting me down all the time

I lol'd.

If the above was serious then I'm sorry.

obviously not!
really no reason for you lot to treat me like shit still
i'm still just a shy teenager who can't fit in, but i guess all this makes you lot feel high n mighty putting me down all the time

Worst than nyquil's online rage outburst, is your need to victimize yourself and constant moaning.
All.the.fucking.time.
Who's treating like shit? And why?
NF, try to be nice, don't write stuff without thinking a bit... don't swear at other forumengers, specially since you've admitted not wanting to meet anyone from here.
That's the point man... you insist on being an outsider, a rebel. So be it.
You do it to yourself.

YouTube - Radiohead - Just (You Do It To Yourself)

how the fuck are double straps even hipster? Surely Hold Fasts etc are much more hipster?

Are you implying I'm hipster because I've got restraps?

Sumo Fight List

1. 5th Floor Crew
   
2. HatBeard
   

back of the line mister!

back of the line mister!

Sumo Fight List

1. 5th Floor Crew
   2. HatBeard
   
   
   

he is, isn't he?

even more back

This is a great product and a nicely shot film in which everyone looks great, but it's well hipster:

http://vimeo.com/21461133

superfluous facial hair?

^^

Sumo Fight List

1. 5th Floor Crew
   
2. Sumo's Dad
   
3. Russell Crowe
   
4. Dalai Lama
   
5. John Prescott
   
6. pt
   
7. Rebecca Black
   
8. HatBeard
   

^^

Sumo Fight List

1. 5th Floor Crew
   
2. Sumo's Dad
   
3. [st]Russell[/st] Max Crowe
   
4. Dalai Lama
   
5. John Prescott
   
6. pt
   
7. Rebecca Black
   
8. HatBeard
   
   

ftfy

The last time I met Max he told me "I've always been a true Skateboarder at heart... bikes are for ponces".
True story.

go on son!
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

That's the most retarded piece of 'fighting' in history of shitty fights.

I like that guy in the white shirt who kept leaning in to slap the other guys back, nice moves

They were practicing a really ancient fighting technic... you probably never heard about it.

I was expecting them to break out into a fabulous dance.

One of them gets smacked in the back and comes out laughing.... Jeebus..

Hit me baby one more time.

Worst than nyquil's online rage outburst, is your need to victimize yourself and constant moaning.
All.the.fucking.time.
Who's treating like shit? And why?
NF, try to be nice, don't write stuff without thinking a bit... don't swear at other forumengers, specially since you've admitted not wanting to meet anyone from here.
That's the point man... you insist on being an outsider, a rebel. So be it.
You do it to yourself.

yeah i was being serious wibble, so thanks for taking the piss to

i'm trying but people like you make it fucking impossible for people like me to fit in

Lies, I love everyone. Brave's always wanting to hug people, EEI wants to make love to everyone here,
Chainbreaker... well, he's fucking weird but I love him. There's nothing but love here. And people that respect each other.
It's not about you. It's about everything, and nothing at all. You just make it too much about yourself.
Loosen up, be more positive about shit in general, take the piss but expect people to take the piss out of you... we all do it to each other, and no one feels like crying.

And don't call me wibble again please.

It's not about you. It's about everything, and nothing at all. You just make it too much about yourself.
Loosen up, be more positive about shit in general, take the piss but expect people to take the piss out of you... we all do it to each other, and no one feels like crying.

^this

superfluous facial hair?

I've shaven off my moustache and beard. Too many people presumed I'm a wanker.
And my wife was moaning that I look old.

Yeah, now I look like I fucking ate my own chin. Fat, shapeless, feminine face. I'm going to shoot myself in the crotch.

The last time I met Max he told me "I've always been a true Skateboarder at heart... bikes are for ponces".
True story.

But he was a roadie at heart, and before that a courier at heart

I have a feeling that he is - what ever he is doing at that moment - at heart.

So catch him fapping and he would probably say, "I am a wanker at heart."

Worst than nyquil's online rage outburst, is your need to victimize yourself and constant moaning.
All.the.fucking.time.
Who's treating like shit? And why?
NF, try to be nice, don't write stuff without thinking a bit... don't swear at other forumengers, specially since you've admitted not wanting to meet anyone from here.
That's the point man... you insist on being an outsider, a rebel. So be it.
You do it to yourself.

yeah i was being serious wibble, so thanks for taking the piss to

i'm trying but people like you make it fucking impossible for people like me to fit in

I'm sorry, at exactly what point was he taking the piss? They are all fully valid points, he's actually trying to help you.