What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

what sort of hazing will I have to endure to become a member of the nun punchers? Will I have to shave the hair off the sides of my head and wear a blingin' diamonte encrusted cross?

tell me son... have you ever seen a grown man naked?

tell me son... have you ever seen a naked grown man cry?

wut?

tell me son... have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Airplane II ftw..

typical hipsters. trying to stand out by standing for nothing.

It's OK, they're standing on a defeated nun.

phew! someone got it.

/stops being paranoid about the unmarked van that's been parked outside for the past three hours.

my favourite bits are the drinking problem and speaking jive..

^to quote hipster run off "look at that blipster"

Im afraid to say I met this guy once... he was flyering for his clubnight which was called 'poached egg'

Couple of images up there straight outta Vice

is that a laser gun ?

replacement prosthetic hipsters.

replacement prosthetic hipsters.

steampunk.
kinda.

Always with the triangles...

This guy needs to be wearing a pair of non prescription glasses to finish it off, empty frame in empty frame Yo dawg type thing

he is an empty frame

thats because hipsters have no souls.....they sold it to the landlords to afford the rent of a warehouse conversion in central shoreditch/hoxton/dalston

Nah he's just a fan of you've been framed. Harry Hill is an alpha hipster.

The empty frame should be triangle shaped - Hipster fail - not enough triangles

Photoshop, yo dawg, I herd you like triangles etc. etc...

lens flare? check.
meaningless words in helvetica*, over vintage effect? check.
artist space? check.
ironic tattoos? check.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T--5p9TmWYc

*I know it's not helvetica

Fuck off, Renault! Your cars are a disgrace.

*I know it's not hevetica

ffs. Gotham is way more hipster than Helvetica in any case

(maybe? perhaps not tho)

what so now i can't wear my apple juice carton necklace cause hipsters have started wearing them, and i'll look like a derivative bandwagon hipster myself. great, thanks a bunch hipsters

Good choice of accessories. It's made in Poland, it's well priced and healthy.