What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

^^ I'll buy that shit.

i'm going to make fortune inventing a device that allows you to punch people in the throat over the internet just by doing it to their photographs.

take that, fucker!

you'd have to take a two-pronged approach. the easy bit is finding a customer base who wish to punch people in the throat over the internet (aka everyone).

But then you need to market a collar with the appropriate throat punching technology built in that appeals to the kind of person people would like to punch in the throat using their computers.

for the second might part might I suggest the brand name 'hipster collars' as the domain seems to be available. i'm thinking the design would be a face-mask kind of collar in the style of an oversized plaid cravat with a hole in the face covering bit for a handlebar moustache.

I wish that moustache guy had a throat on his face so that I could punch them both at the same time.

I think I'm in love!

YouTube - street style hunting by fadfix / London bricklane

i want to see her riding that on the road

i'm going to make fortune inventing a device that allows you to punch people in the throat over the internet just by doing it to their photographs.

take that, fucker!

bash.org! aicmfp

YouTube - #10 HockHart 2010 - SALZIG Sporthocker

boggled.

i'm still not 100% that this extreme sitting/stool twirling isn't a joke.

it must be

so, had a google for stool tricks and came up with this....

YouTube - Hooters Girl Barstool Beer Trick

cue Ed saying Veronica Moser does stool tricks...

I found a handy section on tips for doctors on examining faecal samples.

YouTube - The Panda Experience

Jesus.

I've just worked out why I hate that stool twirling nonsense. It's the same as the wanky stuff that barmen with delusions of grandeur do because they think that Tom Cruise film is awesome.

Oh my god nhatt that sporthocker stuff is awesome.
Some of those sit-downs were so clean!

...fun for those people like me who are bad at balancing on boards + prefer sitting down.

09 Feb 2011, first of a new generation of fixié hipster spotted near Waterloo.

• Bianchi Pista (no bar tape, front brake, fixed, flat pedals no retention)
  
• Floppy hair and white ipod headphones
  
• Rolled up jeans
  
• Deck Shoes (no socks)
  
• Green jumper (no shirt, midriff and lower back exposed to the morning air)
  
• Leather satchel worn like a courier bag
  
  

Wobbling past everyone in the drops to jump a red light.

I'm assuming this was an early example of the next generation of Tory hipster? I'm only guessing as as he had come from the direction of Clapham, was well into his 30s and looked quite well fed. Maybe he was an early adopter in the long standing tradtion of west London fashion following three years behind the bleeding edge of London's famous east London. Or could it be that the original proponents of deck shoes, ray-bans and floppy fringes have reclaimed their look from those theiving, unwashed east end oiks and will be taking fixié culturé back to the wine bars, regatas and rugby pubs of Clapham and Surrey? I certainly hope so.

Sounds completely standard to me...?!

dooks? are you a part time fashion blogger too?

^^^Guy very similar to this passed me on my way home last night – hooray-Henry, floppy-mong type. Did as described above too – wobbled a failed trackstand at the lights, his deck-shoes providing no grip against his no-retention pedals. Him and the moment witnessed were both beyond parody, well and truly. It’s not funny anymore.

It’s not funny anymore.

it is a beeeeet.

In case people aren't completely sure, it ain't just the ra-ra set wearing deck shoes these days; every fuckwit, myself included I hate to say, has been sporting them of late.

Thing is, in the ra-ra set deck shoes don't go out of fashion, just like Barbour's and Todd's. It's like a second skin to them. It's just beyond ironic when Eloise and Rupert are slumming it up in London's famous East End in unwashed Sloaney attire.

In case people aren't completely sure, it ain't just the ra-ra set wearing deck shoes these days; every fuckwit, myself included I hate to say, has been sporting them of late.

I didn't even know they're in fashion.
I had them, because my clients would usually pay for Sheratons and Westins abroad and we go out eating and drinking in the evening wearing boat shoes, cords, checked shirts and jumpers over our shoulders to pretend it's not client who pays for us galavanting around foreign towns.

By my clients I mean big corporations attending exhibitions, not older men.