What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

"im on a hover board, on the road.
im going down to the party, its going to explode"
literally anyone could write better lyrics than these ones, and every single lyric in any of her songs.
in the video she looks so emotionless, so does that asian guy. but wait a second, they have some sort of flare, they must be having some sort of crazy time.

If she was my daughter, I'd confiscate her Blackberry, delete her Facebook, MySpace and Bebo accounts, hide her GHD straighteners and mascara and then spank her. And lock her in teh basement for 18 years.
What a Fritzel.

Your Sick!

No. YOU'RE sick.

Ha!. expected. Monday Madness.

BTW, Konnie Huq looks 5*

Holla!

Kitty Cowell makes me want to self harm
Konnie Huq makes me want to self pollute.

This is all that needs to be said.. I am repping you WjP

she has THE most annoying voice though. and her laugh is hateful
i'd prefer to listen to fingernails on chalkboard

she has THE most annoying voice though. and her laugh is hateful
i'd prefer to listen to fingernails on chalkboard

It all changes after you're out of puberty, just sit tight.

Konnie came to my year 6 school play.

Did she come as fruit?

nope.
came as konnie huq, mistress of awesomeness.

YouTube - konnie Huq pissing like a man

sexy

I could swear she said: "I'm Tony Hawk...."

I lol'ed, but then again, I'm easy.

^^So's she.

WE-HEY!

Sorry.

Konnie Huq is kind of cute am I right lads?

Only to look at...ish, her husband's a cunt too

Konnie is alright. She's like MIA, but without the attitude and clothes from Oxfam.

MIA is a legend... and from my endz, BRAP

MIA's shit

She was [shit] at the brixton academy a few months ago.

Konnie Huq is cute, everyone knows this.

MIA is a legend... and from my endz, BRAP

U Sounds really gangsta.

MIA's shit

Yes, this.