What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

My motto, even before I was aware of that acronym, was always HTFU.
I was able to copy with any natural disaster or awkward social situation.

Nowadays kids are all gangsta and street and shit, yet wet the bed when offline without the access to Facebook.

My 17 yo daughter cried for to days, because I got a new router and forgot to give her a password.
All you have to fucking worry about is your t-mobile top up and Oyster card.

By the way, it's awful, that Princess Die ain't here...

i wet the bed and cry when i cant get on facey hahahaha

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I'm representing the Easts. I can't wear my skinny jeans from the 80s. I was size 29 back then.

Did the 80's skinny jeans even have lycra in them?

Not really. Stretchy skinny jeans for ladies appeared at the end of 80s/beginning of 90s. And then they spread onto Scandinavian death metal fan base.

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Lack of down, $5200 = epic fail

Is it now hipster to say that you yourself are a hipster?
Discuss.

Ladies coat
Shades @ night
Wankers moustache
T-shirt and probably never even been to NYC

WAC!

Waitrose is the dogs bollocks. I love it.

What?

quiet ms. marple, your medications aren't working.

Lack of down, $5200 = epic fail

The fly? Buuzzzb.

Not really. Stretchy skinny jeans for ladies appeared at the end of 80s/beginning of 90s. And then they spread onto Scandinavian death metal fan base.

Ive always wondered, how did people get on the really skinny drainpipes if they werent stretchy?

^ the seams tore at the ankle pretty quickly, plus people weighed less in the '80s as we were all poor

Not really. Stretchy skinny jeans for ladies appeared at the end of 80s/beginning of 90s. And then they spread onto Scandinavian death metal fan base.

Bollocks, I had some stretchy drainpipes in 1981... < Not a euph

I had some ACE Bill Stunt drainpipe jeans in about '85, bleached with little zips on the ankle

Bollocks, I had some stretchy drainpipes in 1981... < Not a euph

You were wearing drainpipes when you were 35?

....to match my pink Pierre Cardin cable ribbed knit

Is it now hipster to say that you yourself are a hipster?
Discuss.

That's what irony's for.

Bollocks, I had some stretchy drainpipes in 1981... < Not a euph

You were wearing drainpipes when you were 35?

zing!

ps. In 1981 I was behind the iron curtain, under a martial law, the only skinny jeans were self-made from an old pair of Wrangler's flares.

zing!

ps. In 1981 I was behind the iron curtain, under a martial law, the only skinny jeans were self-made from an old pair of Wrangler's flares.

Do you take orders? They sound rad!

I had to put them on while still wet.

You're making me wet.