What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

No foot retention.....

sigh

^ no foot retention. FFS who sells these people bikes? Would they be liable in an accident?

After all this time? Tsk, tsk, tsk...

I mean it's not even a track frame and is drilled for a brake.........why not have one.

Lets hope it's a nice big slice of DarWINian natural selection.

He's got a coaster brake.
How about him not wearing a helmet and insisting his boys do?

Doesn't look like that bike has a coaster brake.

^^

Jeans shape fail. Tssk!

^ no foot retention. FFS who sells these people bikes? Would they be liable in an accident?

no

People kill people. Not bikes.

can people kill bikes?

Ask Velo Libre for example. He took part in his bike's assisted suicide recently.

^see the anti-porn thread

Yeah, like that Visp killed by stickers.

I have this exact shirt. Uni Qlo circa '07. I am a hipster.

I am a hipster.

What else is news today?

HOOOooooo

thats not hipster thats just tacky

Shit....curses again.
Spotter, I thought of that exact sentence....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/dec/12/new-york-brooklyn-williamsburg-gentrification

I wanted to say what a load of crap this is, but one of the comments on the article said it better:

Pioneering hipsters! Everyone thinks they are one step removed from gentrification, it's always the people following them that ruin everything. In fact these people are the sharp end of gentrification, a perfectly natural and organic function of any real city, like rats on the subway lines. It never occurs to them that they gentrify everything they touch, including the tattoo culture they appropriated from the working class and turned into a boring, bourgeois badge of belonging. I'm sure there are plenty of untouched areas back home in NJ or Ohio or wherever they come from before they invaded Williamsburg and came up with such hipster gems like referring to it as Billyburg if they want to live out their laptop driven outsider artist, filmaker, musician, DJ fantasies. These clueless fools complaining about gentrification is like the virus protesting the disease.

thats not hipster thats just tacky

Shit....curses again.
Spotter, I thought of that exact sentence....

Hipster

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Yeah, like that Visp held together by stickers.

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What else is news today?

Ha, I found a raisin in my kebab !! Just now !!

RAISINS