What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I was watching that in hospital, aged 14. I'd just had my appendix out having faked stomach pains to avoid games lessons.
If you've ever seen 'Kes' you'll know why.
Billy Caspar face

Best film of the ever, FACT! The caning for smoking scene is pure British Film at it's best

YouTube - kes (the cane scene)

I've got a story about Cisse - or should I say his wife(scouser actually) and all his mates pumping her in his garage while he was cooking on the barby!

I've got a story about Cisse - or should I say his wife(scouser actually) and all his mates pumping her in his garage while he was cooking on the barby!

NICE!!

let it be known i have no love/affiliation to cisse.. just had a pro evo session last night and his name was fresh in my mind come this morning.

i remember seeing his wife on pimp my ride. she looked pretty rough.

Best film of the ever, FACT! The caning for smoking scene is pure British Film at it's best

Great film, and book. Someone here's got an avatar from the movie, don't remeber who.

Great film, and book. Someone here's got an avatar from the movie, don't remeber who.

Skully.

Great film, and book. Someone here's got an avatar from the movie, don't remeber who.

That would be Skully; Pistanator's probably got a story about him too, or his wife, or mother, or his boss...

Too slow Will. ;)

I think it's Skully who has that avatar.

Pistanator: the best scouser 'of the ever'.
Ticks all the boxes.

Yates made a massive downgrade after Hutchence.

A broken heart can do that...

You're right about Peaches, but not about her mum. Paula was a top girl who battled and ultimately lost.

sorry, i wasn't being clear, all of the above abuse was intended to be aimed squarely at Peaches, the 'daughter-of-a-cockend' referring to her father Bob. Who I cannot abide.

Sir Bob the knob

I think Skully has that avatar.

Skully?

That would be Skully; Pistanator's probably got a story about him too, or his wife, or mother, or his boss...

What about Skully's mother btw?

Thanks Archi. Fucking horrible, isn't it?

Yep!

YouTube - Cyclists Get Yourself Seen

Hilarious! If you're a programmer... Maybe...

Peaches Geldof, you utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, fucking annoying bellend. what a absolute spoilt daughter-of-a-cockend pretentious worthless bitch. that fucking video is so fucking stupid. urgh, i need to chill out.

I honestly believe that I"m the best ever for bottling her. Win the fucking game.

I'm afraid I may be a hipster. Generally wear bike gear when riding (fnarr fnarr) but today went out for a short sprint wearing a new pair of True Religion skinny jeans and my old skool Vision Street Wear hi-tops. Oh and a jumper. Doctor, can you help?

If you use the phrase "old skool" you are irredeemably a hipster.

Really? I thought it meant I was a raver. Old skool rave, not the 'nu' stuff that sounds nothing like it

it's all about vision street wear sweat pants. I've been searching ebay for years trying to find some!!

it's all about vision street wear sweat pants. I've been searching ebay for years trying to find some!!

I've never heard of 'vision street wear'. Surely it isn't hip?