What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

that's right near my house.

I go to uni with the guy in the green. he just put it as his profile pic on t'book. I couldn't resist

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General Lucifer

[*]"Missed the fixie wave"?
What the fuck is that?

These are bikes we are talking about, not fucking handbags.

You've gone out and bought a bike because you think people are going to look at you and think you are 'cool'. Cool, sire, you are not. You are a dick.
People are going to look at you, in your daft glasses and girl's bike, and say, 'look, there goes a dick."

If it became fashionable to exchange one's saddle for an ivory butt plug, you would be at the front of the queue with a big grin and a pot of vaseline.

You silly man.

+1

Having missed the fixie wave the only way to go was Dutch >

http://benmaxwell.net/post/211050346/going-dutch

"The upright position totally changes your perspective. You look ahead, down the street, not down at the road. Having my upper body in a straight position makes me **feel more confident and like I deserve to be on the road**."

feelings can be deceptive

Trust your feelings... And so on...

"So today I'm a turkey because like, I feel Thanksgiving is just a fascist, moneymaking scheme... I am so ironic right now."

fucking hipster dogs

YouTube - Fixedgearlondon LockWhipâ„¢ Tool demonstration...

Youtube comments set to approval. Obviously not enjoying being called out for riding like a fucking moron.

For real. I've always suspected that those low-down recumbent riders don't deserve to be on the road, the disgusting gutter snipes.

^ Err, meant to be a reply to OneLessCardigan.

Spotted.

http://tynan.com/

"Hi, I'm Tynan! I love life and explore its possibilities by ignoring common sense and discovering what is really possible. If you are sick of the Standard 9-5 Lifestyle and want more out of your life, you're in the right place."

What a weird chap.

Tynan looks/sounds like a dozy cnut.

Hipster or mildly disabled? Srsly.

is that lightspeed champion?

http://tynan.com/

Why has Murtle started a pisstake on tynan?

possibly a McCarthy/Murts combo

possibly a Hoops/Murts combo = Hurts or Moorps

ftfy.

lightspeed champion is amazing

that tiresomely ironic norwegian death metal t-shirt cancels out any 'amazing'.

is the singer for that band still in prison? y'know, for killing and eating his mate?

which band?
death metal or black metal?

which band?
death metal or black metal?

Varg Vikernes

oh right, yeah.
no eating involved?
just the horrible stabbing etc...
damn black metal is strange

Very strange, some very awesome music though, I've always been more into Celtic Frost though... Not quite so much Black Metal.