What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Is that Ewan McGregorrr?

Exactly what I thought.

Having missed the fixie wave the only way to go was Dutch >

http://benmaxwell.net/post/211050346/going-dutch

I'm interested in the space where design, brands, sustainability and marketing collide.

twat.

"The pedal back brake means you can’t break suddenly. You have to break gently. You have to travel (a bit) slower. Which is a good thing - you can take the time to look around."

No, it means your brakes are fucked.

twat.

Without a doubt but isn't the last line of his piece what it's all about?

"But mainly its just really good fun. Riding it makes me smile."

I never seen this brand before but I love it. The packet just yells energy.

fuck off**, **how can a packet of peanuts 'yell energy'

Front and back mudguards = no more wet bum. Built in dymo lights mean I can’t forget my lights / get them nicked / run out of batteries. The fully sealed chain guard keeps my strides clean. And an integral rear rack means I can give friends lifts.

Yeah!

Any reason your commenting the same thing on loads of posts?

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• "Missed the fixie wave"?
  What the fuck is that?
  
  

These are bikes we are talking about, not fucking handbags.

You've gone out and bought a bike because you think people are going to look at you and think you are 'cool'. Cool, sire, you are not. You are a dick.
People are going to look at you, in your daft glasses and girl's bike, and say, 'look, there goes a dick."

If it became fashionable to exchange one's saddle for an ivory butt plug, you would be at the front of the queue with a big grin and a pot of vaseline.

You silly man.

Is that photoben?
Is that the best his top lip could muster for movember?
:)

Yes and yes

aw, bless

"I'm interested in the space where design, brands, sustainability and marketing collide."

Why doesn't he just say "I'm a total cunt" and waste less words.

twat.

High five.

aw, bless

So he's given up growing a beard then?

"I'm interested in the space where design, brands, sustainability and marketing collide."

Why doesn't he just say "I'm a total cunt" and waste less words.

Wasn't this a motto of your company?
Let's face it - we're all twats.

???

Crispy speechless?!? It's the Arrospokalypse... :S

So he's given up growing a beard then?

Movember innit

twat.

Clearly a self-facilitating media node if ever there was one.

Dutches are well weapon, I heard.

'Look at me, I look so cool doing an ironic work out in my tight jean shorts and fake prescription glasses'

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