What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

This ain't a par, famalam

Don't be silly, no one wants roach.

Nah I mean this is more than a par... Far more...

wagwan fam? blue or green?

silver

Look at this fucking idiot.

braklez innit bruv

I'd rather ruin brake pads than my shoe

He's an ex-bmx'er, I bet.

I'd rather ruin brake pads than my shoe

You might, but his shoes is cheaper than brake pads.... it is the credit crunch ya know.

check this fucking hipster with his neckerchief!

Check that bar tape!

And the saddle, obviously. Nice-looking bike but fairly diminished by the choice of accessories.

OMG! I have the same saddle in blue. Oh, and the same tape in pink...

and the same neckerchief in mauve?

Check out these proto-hipsters:
YouTube - Dexy's Midnight Runners - Geno

• Tiny little beanies with turned up edges (often bright red) CHECK
  
• Pea coats CHECK
  
• Turned up jeans CHECK
  
• Man bags CHECK
  
• shirts buttoned up to the top with no ties CHECK
  
• Ironic little moustaches CHECK
  
• Ray ban's CHECK
  
• brogues CHECK
  Does this mean the next stage of hipster evolution is to stand round on street corners with dungaree's, no shirt and no socks?
  

That's very non-metrosexual color for a 80's Crescent. I have a 92307 tourer that fades from deep pink to black.

Does this mean the next stage of hipster evolution is to stand round on street corners with dungaree's, no shirt and no socks?

Yes.

In fact I can already see elements of the progression.

Dexy's were awesome. Apparently Kevin Rowland was pretty much a dictator and ordered the rest of the band on their image - they all had to dress similarly with a diferent image change per album.

YouTube - Dexys Midnight Runners , Burn It Down

Yes.

In fact I can already see elements of the progression.

While you were outside of a Starbucks.

Tweeting low-res pics of your hindquarters.

Showing off your crotch blowout.

I was in a fucking mine shaft.

Fading my selvedge.

Fuck Yeah Menswear

i see you lurking tibbs - picking up tips are we?

While you were outside of a Starbucks.

Tweeting low-res pics of your hindquarters.

Showing off your crotch blowout.

I was in a fucking mine shaft.

Fading my selvedge.

Fuck Yeah Menswear

I give up... actual facepalm

Does this mean the next stage of hipster evolution is to stand round on street corners with dungaree's, no shirt and no socks?

I wish I haven't put on weight. I'd just go back to my parents and bring my old clothes back from the loft...

YEAH BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Caption competition:

Where do you fill it up then?

Any reason why this chap is riding his bike up there? Pretty sure people trying to fill their cars are going to be annoyed with some boy doing tricks all over the pumps.