What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Eireist

Hob Nobs - social climbers.

Animal Crackers - Bestiality

Hob Nobs - gentry.

Custard Creams - onanists.

Anything but the Antiques Roadshow, definitely not my cup of tea.
As for you young man are you any closer to getting that room tidied? Somehow I think not. ;)

Eireist

Not guilty. They're no smarter in Norn Iron...
Custard Creams - lGBT.

My room.....? face reddens

Hob Nobs - gentry

Custard Creams - lGBT.

Platini are you "improving" my classifications?

I changed my Garibaldi to Rich Tea for you you grim bastard..

Custard Creams - onanists.

Had to google that :(

onanism

1. the practice of preejaculatory withdrawal during intercourse.
   
2. masturbation. — onanist, n. — onanistic, adj.
   

Fig rolls - vegetarians.

Had to google that :(

Fell on stony ground, evidently.

Not guilty. They're no smarter in Norn Iron...
Custard Creams - lGBT.

Touche.

My room.....? face reddens

Platini are you "improving" my classifications?

I changed my Garibaldi to Rich Tea for you you grim bastard..

No it's just synchronicity - great minds etc...

Fell on stony ground, evidently.

Better to google than gargle
;)

though gargling's the only way to really succeed...

Better to google than gargle
;)

Spit or swallow?

Chew and dribble!

Ugh.

Elitist:

Nomads:

Royalists:

^^ Or people from Wigan?

Italian Lovers

NJS