What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

'don't turn this rape into a murder'
'arn't you tired? you've been running through my mind all night; screaming'
'you have beautiful eyes, I collect eyes, you see'
'arn't you tired? Oh, give it a minute. Drink up!'
'arn't your legs tired? You've been trying to get out of trunk for hours now.'

Those are my favourites.

Brilliant.

A quick game of "whose hand is this" is always a treat.

who's grooming who?

I think Mechamorgan and clockwork_killa are getting some serious cyber-horn for each other.

Kids today, eh?

He's got the limited poster! LIMITED!

There's a lot a man would do for a limited ed. TNBM poster.

^Shame its only men though sigh

Damn shame. Get down to the Old Blue Last when they put gigs on. Now and again there are some robo-babes watching hipster metal like Cancer Bats and the like.

I'm stuck in Manchester, so there isn't even a decent metal bar. fml.

What happened to Satans hollow? Remember that being pretty decent , not really a bar though

What happened to Satans hollow? Remember that being pretty decent , not really a bar though

Fucking hilarious. Especially on Thursday. It's Bangra night? Yeah, that place with the fucking bodies melting out of the walls and the huge Satan behind the DJ booth and the chains and everything? Bangra night. It's a load of beautifully dressed Indian women having a nice old time with utterly no understanding of the fucking madness they're in the middle of.

It's not great apart from that, good for gigs but it's all fucking sceney hair-dressers and ska enthusiasts. If I wanted to laugh at cyber-goths I'd wander down Camden Market and have a chortle telling tourists that despite their protestations, you CAN take a photo of their ridiculous multicolour dreadlocks and weird goggles and they CAN'T force you to delete it. Free bar on Tuesday before 11 means there is a massive line of alcoholic nu-metallers long as your arm by about 7. All very sad.

Saw Grammatics and Pulled Apart By Horses there after an Alleycat one time, it was a laugh. I think I was the oldest person in there.

Look at that fucking hipster dinosaur

More here: http://www.forkparty.com/hipster-dinosaurs/

thats not a hipster hes from jls or somink init?

Fucking hilarious. Especially on Thursday. It's Bangra night? Yeah, that place with the fucking bodies melting out of the walls and the huge Satan behind the DJ booth and the chains and everything? Bangra night. It's a load of beautifully dressed Indian women having a nice old time with utterly no understanding of the fucking madness they're in the middle of.

It's not great apart from that, good for gigs but it's all fucking sceney hair-dressers and ska enthusiasts. If I wanted to laugh at cyber-goths I'd wander down Camden Market and have a chortle telling tourists that despite their protestations, you CAN take a photo of their ridiculous multicolour dreadlocks and weird goggles and they CAN'T force you to delete it. Free bar on Tuesday before 11 means there is a massive line of alcoholic nu-metallers long as your arm by about 7. All very sad.

Saw Grammatics and Pulled Apart By Horses there after an Alleycat one time, it was a laugh. I think I was the oldest person in there.

And I thought Leeds used to be bad

And I thought Leeds used to be rad

ftfy

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and look at thighs on that!

I've been to this night, its pretty awful, good laugh though (if wasted), got obscenely drunk and annoyed some 'serious' metallers...

^ is that Horatio?

^ is that Horatio?

Was a mistake, deleted it from my post, there you go^

lesser spotted rapha hipster

See, Rapha always makes you look like a nounce. Every time.

I was told that Rapha wearers cannot be hipsters. The reasoning were that hipsters don't have any jobs that make any sort of money therefore cannot afford the ridiculous prices of Rapha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&hd=1

that's great!
:'D

Ha! Love it!

Wicked!

I think that video pretty much sums up this entire thread. We may as well just stop.

Outstanding.

Very, very good.

Superb!