What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Love the shirt text. RIDE OR DIE. What you doin today? Well....I'm either gonna Ride....or.....die.

wow... http://prollyisnotprobably.com/2010/08/zlog_nyc_peel_sessions_june_17.php
also: the guy in the front with the red hat on totally looks like a tranny.

The guy with the red hat obviously didn't ride.

this is where it all started...

/still have one at bakc of cupboard... still can't skate

You have a crime scene at the back of your cupboard?

Hipster died here (cause he didn't ride)

Yep we can is run by Prancehall, who used to be the Grime Correspondent in VICE. He released like, one good mixtape ever. He was, basically, a grime poser who knew a few people. Saying that, he is perfectly placed to demolish the hipsters he used to work with. It's sad that I'm almost exactly pigeonholed by the 'Fashion Metal' and 'London Fields' illustrations.

He's right though, London Fields is a fucking jokes. One well placed car bomb on a sunny day could cripple London's fashion design and blog-modelling scene for generations.

And what about the fashion metallers?

they are strictly confined to Camden

what's a fashion metaller?

^^ Geldoff??

what's a fashion metaller?

Good question.

this is what happens when you forget to ride one day...

That's a fashion metaller no?

what's a fashion metaller?

Someone who dresses in metal fashions, obvs.

Someone who dresses in metal fashions, obvs.

ah i see. in my day we just called them 'virgins'

That's a fashion metaller no?

Black metaller, probs norwegian. Not fashionable, just weird.

Almost definitely a virgin.

I died a little inside the day I saw a hipster in east london rocking an emperor shirt. The last outpost of genuine underground culture I could lay claim to, consumed by the ravaging tide of hipsterdom. I remain hopeful though that when the Live Evil tour rolls through town the metal hipsters will be eradicated.

Ive still never got over seeing a fake vintage Bauhaus Tshirt in Topman.

Motorhead, whatever, Iron Maiden, fair enough, but please leave my beloved Bauhaus out of it!

on the plus side, at least Killing Joke are still pure...

^Nothing is sacred anymore, its only a matter of time before All Saints star trawling the archives of french coldwave for their next collection of faux vintage distressed deep v-neck tshirts

what's a fashion metaller?

Good question.

YouTube- ‪Bring Me The Horizon - Chelsea Smile‬‎

YouTube- ‪Bring Me The Horizon - Chelsea Smile‬‎

Not going to lie... Pretty fond of BMTH...

Urgh...

Bloody hate those kids who get a full body suit of meaningless tattoos by the time they're 17, topped off with asymmetrical haircut, flesh tunnels, manorexia etc.

Dont get me wrong i like tattoos, but just no...

i.e

is that a bird or a bloke on the right, looks like they got mens bits

Its a bloke.

needs a slap

both of 'em!