What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Pint? Ha! How Neanderthal. It's all about drinking fractions now.

I have actually, about a year ago. We chatted to them a little bit too, well Marty. I wasn't that bothered but my wife wanted to go. Marty was very friendly. The bar is actually quite fun. Staff were very nice.

come on guys which of you hasn't contemplated quitting your job, dropping up to a two tonnes on an ice-hot tag heuer, and moving into a four-person house share within walking distance of clapham north? if there's such a thing as the british dream, surely that's it.

i m a g i n e i t

Nah well past that me. The most standard lager available in a pint glass is the next big thing. You can quote me on that next year

Rugby in The Alexandra

Now spruced up and partially rebranded as the "Clapham Darts Bar". Perfect for the half pints of Peroni along with their Jeans & Sheux (TM).

Much better when it was a little bit grotty and had those two huge screens upstairs, plus an army of bar staff that could serve twelfty times faster than any other pub nearby.

Why would you drop 2 tonnes on a watch ?

Are you suggesting i use a 2 ton motor vehicle to run over one ?

Guess i am not hip as i have no clue to what goes on in this thread most of the time :)

No need, the bloke off Love Island is l i v i n g i t

https://mobile.twitter.com/WeahsCousin/status/1145789324279078912

You have my aging hipster respect. I was on holiday last week and meant to go again, but got distracted drinking hard kombucha on draft in an Echo Park retro arcade.

That guy is everyone I went to school with

Hackney Wick this afternoon

^ Scribing the ironic tome. Pretty cool :)

@fizzy.bleach you might want to update your clapham moodboard

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lufguss users should take notes from you amey. what a start to my friday!

@hatbeard ? Front 2nd from left

https://instagram.com/mickelindhe?igshid=3zqmldc57kj9

A lot of you have probably seen before

I don't think having a beard and riding a track bike is enough to be labelled being a hipster in 2019.

Scroll through his page, you'll soon change your mind

I reckon a hipsters instagram account would show far less consistency*.

This guy is consistent in his love of fixed gear bikes

*other than that of being a bit of a slapable twat

I wanna be smiling and riding bikes when I'm old.
Is he old? He looks old, but maybe it's one of those things where he isn't, just looks it.

I smile sometimes.

Hipster Colonel Sanders.

tell me your secret.

I've scrolled plenty in the past. You're just jel because he doesn't follow you back on Instagram.