What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Poor effort. Those Crocs let the whole look down.

That’s @middleofnowhere aicmfp

I would never wear Crocs.

You're so brave.

nah Brave is much more attractive.

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https://youtu.be/snvb6x63z2c

Not a 💯 sure if hipster or "richster"

https://silca.cc/collections/mobile-inflation/products/tattico-bluetooth-mini-pump

"Mobile inflation"
"Bluetooth"

Get in the sea..

If you could get a really tiny Bluetooth pressure gauge that tells you your tyre pressure via ANT+ or something I could imagine a pro going for something like that in the TdF.

But no idea what the hell the pump bit achieves

If you've got Schraeder valves:-

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/172963843074?chn=ps&adgroupid=43920634520&rlsatarget=pla-359427365517&abcId=1063846&adtype=pla&merchantid=118938773&poi=&googleloc=9045917&device=c&campaignid=797602469&crdt=0

Not ANT+ or BTLE though.

that thing is HENCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID-DEJryG8M

How the hipsters are getting the docker’s beanie hat look all wrong: You should be wearing it in about 1984, and you should be pissing about and having fun and writing Amazing Songs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxwXNICZ5DI

Scott Spillane of Neutral Milk Hotel is the ultimate example of the hipster docker beanie look:

It's a toque, and it should cover your ears to be of any use.
#momsays

Nah, none of them ^ are having any fun. Look at Mark Hollis, effortlessly cool, because uncool.

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Mark Hollis has a proper face for radio.

I prefer them in their incense and weed days.

I think he’s great looking. When were their incense and weed days, the Spirit of Eden era? Amazing record that.

It was very, very psychedelic. We had candles and oil wheels, strobes going, sometimes just total darkness in the studio. You'd get totally disorientated, no daylight, no time frame.

About recording Spirit of Eden. I mix that up with Laughing Stock, which is also brilliant.

I didn't realise he'd been such an influence on modern hipsterdom, but it makes sense.

Best comment:

I though he was saying in French "Sèche le Chien" (dry the dog)

It was very, very psychedelic. We had candles and oil wheels, strobes going, sometimes just total darkness in the studio. You'd get totally disorientated, no daylight, no time frame.

Sounds like the teenage attic I had at the time I was dropping acid and listening to that very LP.

@russmeyer I know, what a great mis-hear. Cue a misheard lyrics thread!

‘hipster’
https://london.eater.com/2018/1/22/16908872/new-restaurant-fannys-wants-to-serve-posh-cool-kebabs-in-stoke-newington