What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Euph?

"At 9:30am, I drink 16 ounces of unsweetened, strong green juice, which is my alkalizer, hydrator, energizer, source of protein and calcium, and overall mood balancer. It's also my easy, 'lazy,' and delicious skin regime. I also take three tablespoons of bee pollen. I love Moon Juice's soft and chewy bee pollen—it's a creamy, candy-like treat that gives me my daily B-vitamin blast, and also helps feed my skin and aids hormone production. I'll also grab a handful of activated cashews. I try to get these in every day for their brain chemistry magic. I chase this with a shot of pressed turmeric root in freshly squeezed grapefruit juice."

http://www.elle.com/beauty/health-fitness/a28600/amanda-chantal-bacon-moon-juice-food-diary/

can never find the button to activate my cashews

Skin and aids

Around 08.00 this morning on north side of Vauxhall Bridge turning right, proper fucking hipster with a complete franken bike

Baseball cap (backwards) with Dre Beats earphones
Gold Porteur bars with bright red bar ends. They were also pointing the wrong way so sort of like bull horns
Cheap plastic tri spok front wheel - bright red
Bodged rear disc wheel - again bright red
Couldn't identify the frame but aero crabon looking thing

How he wasn't blown off the bridge is a mystery

It needs to be killed with fire ..........

Pix or STFU!?!

What the hell are activated cashews?

edit: http://www.movenourishbelieve.com/nourish/everything-you-need-to-know-about-activating-nuts/

found it.

I'll have the phone ready next time - not sure it should be spread over the internet though

Its as bad as the picture of the hotpants cyclist

Take that back, that guy is awesome...

Can't wait to see your snaps...

So activated nuts are just salted ones? perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SLSRFIFQyQ

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

In the name of science, I am sorely tempted to start doing that kind of routine to one half of my face. Keep it up for thirty years and see the results.

Because, otherwise, how can anyone say for sure that it works?

And now I need to watch American Psycho, love that film.

The macro diet juice shop woman sounds crazy, she eats all day but never anything real.

Basically.

if i went down the pig and whistle and asked for a Guinness and
some activated nuts i'd probably wind up with a terrible belting

Could be worse than a belting. Paul Allen can't get a reservation at Dorsia now...

The man don't give a fuck about foot retention.

Butt she haz braksrdeth™...

Is that recent? Wow, 2007 is back...

Jarrospok Leto

Don't forget, Guinness is vegan now..... The ultimate hipster combo right there

Of course!?! Coincidentally, I'm watching Dallas Buyer's Club right now...

that's it, i'm out