What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Fat Albert >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Simpsons

Has this been resolved yet? Is Movember acceptable behaviour for fixie hipsters in denial or not? My top lip quivers in anticipation of LFGSS's verdict.

Seriously though, the friends of mine who are growing a 'tache are some of the least likely to give a shit if it's cool or not. Some of them aren't even from London (shock horror). Which makes me wonder if what's actually really fucking uncool is debating it on a bike forum.

Neither bike forums nor movember are cool.

Has this been resolved yet? Is Movember acceptable behaviour for fixie hipsters in denial or not? My top lip quivers in anticipation of LFGSS's verdict.

Seriously though, the friends of mine who are growing a 'tache are some of the least likely to give a shit if it's cool or not. Some of them aren't even from London (shock horror). Which makes me wonder if what's actually really fucking uncool is debating it on a bike forum.

Step up the game for bum cancer!

http://www.beatingbowelcancer.org/decembeard
http://www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk/decembeard/

Josh, you're whinging about moaning far too often.

here ya go mate

Oh man... This is good shit haha

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hx7xnOK0BQc/Ti7JqrJhQcI/AAAAAAAADmk/c1hcZzHNhRY/s1600/colin_hunt%2Bcaskstrength.net%2Bwhisky%2Bblog.jpg

I don't care if it's cool or not, people in work do it, and they are fucking shit at growing mustaches, so I grow a fat fucking mustache to show everyone up.

It's actually effort for me too, since I don't live in central any more where it's perfectly normal for young people to have mustaches. I have to interact with dumb ignorant cunts who now assume that I am fresh off the boat from Pakistan, because who in their right mind would sport a mustache, right?

Yes I can understand you, I was born in Romford you ugly cunt.

Lol, the same for me. If I grew a beard people would assume I am a islamic fundamentalist. If I grew a tache then I would look like some middle aged indian doctor or something.

I'm often mistaken for a paedo. Good conversation starter, though.

I'm often mistaken for a paedo. Good conversation starter, though.

Nothing to do with the facial hair in your case...

Yep, probably spent too much time with designers and developers.

I just received an email from someone in a digital production agency with this as their signature:

Persons Name, Project Monk at the biggest digital production agency on the planet.
We have offices in Amsterdam, London and New York. While we believe a high-five is the most powerful form of communication, you can reach me on my cell Phone Number or at the office Phone Number.

T.W.A.T
The bold highlights are in the actual signature...

I think this belongs here..

http://www.buzzfeed.com/angelameiquan/29-couples-swapping-outfits-70fn

20 are the winners

I think that's actually quite a cool project - humorous, but also challenging fashion and gender stereotypes.

Fuck off... The charity side of it is fantastic, you'd have to be a total tool to knock that...
Everything else about Movember? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

what is the everything else? growing a mustache?

I use rampant EPO abuse to pump my tache up before November, then microdose throughout the month to keep it fresh whilst all those other fools taches are wilting like the women who find themselves transfixed before my walrus-like whiskers.

Girl is 10 is buff-tings.

I think this belongs here..

http://www.buzzfeed.com/angelameiquan/29-couples-swapping-outfits-70fn

Are they actual couples?

If so what teh fuck is the babe in 7 doing with that spam filled gink?

No.4 = pair of dogs

Still hipsters.

Yup... The kind of thing that Nigel in accounts gets very excited about...

Anything that gets Nigel closer to the 'normals' get's him moist.

Gangsta 4 lyfe