What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

http://vimeo.com/22359219

"this ain't no hipster shit"

• hipster, 2011
  

Soon you will be able to circumnavigate the globe with 10 minute coffexeh intervals.

Opens shop

Why no UK rider placed in Red Hook Milano?

Do we have a shortage of hip?

Just tried to do Alt+J on my keyboard and it done nufin. Why name your band after a non-existent keyboard shortcut? Or maybe it only works for Macs?

I'd personally name my band Ctrl+Alt+Down key (cos my band would flip your world upside down)

That doesn't work on Macs.

We should make an Alt J cover band called Ctrl C

Option C (I don't use Windows).

Good, we'll put you on synth then.

Ooo can I be on synth too?

We can all play synth!

Damn, I really wanted to spit some rhymes. Can I do impromptu rap verses in the background?

Can you just spit, no rhymes. We're avante garde like that.

I don't do what anyone asks me or tells me to do.

Actually if we really wanted to be awesome we'd name ourselves after Vi keyboard shortcuts. that would be well avante garde

Awesome is old news. No one wants to be awesome anymore.

I'm a radical.

I was radical.

I'm mediocre, totally new movement, well it's being going on quite a while actually, but still not quite passe.

I can't be bothered.

It's a new thing...

as the title suggests here you should post anti porn faces and bikes, fakengers and their sleds and all sorts of dumb looking people which should be hated because they are stupid and deserve to die

First dude looks fairly normal and the second looks like he's being paid.

Why don't you post a picture of yourself so we can decide if you 'deserve to die'?

Oliver I actually have a picture of craciunptr and me:

I think this thread is too far tbh unless we hijack it and just post pics of people on bikes doing funny things and looking silly,